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Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.
Woke: whatever a right winger doesn't like
We didn't start the fire
To be honest, if my GF cheated on me with Matt Damon, I'd be okay with it.
You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you're at least 50.
From a lemon stealing whore?
I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
Yup. It doesn't matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they're all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I'm talking about brains, of course.
He HAD to use corkscrew pasta ... 🫤
No, those texts are from the cat.
It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.
Here's the thing ...
Psshh! It's not electric? Get out of here with that!
/Jk
Probably. Although I suspect at least one person downvoted because they thought it was actually a post why gay people shouldn't be parents.
I'm gonna hide behind this guy:
That's a burro
And the langoliers are about to eat the world.
*stuggle
When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes.