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How do I stop hating children?
  • Oh, op has a mental health problem? How do you know? Wouldn't wanna judge or nothing

  • How do I stop hating children?
  • perhaps try having a child. I've known angry young men tun a leaf once theyve had a baby and have chilled the fuck out

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  • 90s era geocities.

  • Are agile scrums an outdated idea?
  • Spot.on. my business has adopted an agile mindset across the entire org, but it's still waterfall, because IT have so much governance in place and outsourcing contracts that prevent teams from actually working on things in a fluid and agile way. Every member of a squad is on multiple projects, plus our systems are so broad we cannot have a resource from each source system dedicated to a squad.

    Secondly, no documentation? We moved from an on-prem Oracle DB to GCP so that we would have one central place for data and across all business units.. there was no documentation and we had to spend the next 4 years reverse engineering the data marts because all the IP left the business.. it took 4 years because of the previous point.

    And because it's big corporate business, you have to make it work otherwise you lose your big bonus etc etc

    And don't dare question the method

  • Great! I like getting tracked by 766 third parties! thanks Outlook
  • Wouldn't that be Au? ๐Ÿคฃ

    But seriously, what is Ao ? I search but get AOL results only.

  • What is a fun gadget you have purchased that has added value to your life?
  • Same.. 35kgs for me.. I've put about 10kg.back.on..but im less active than I used.to be to get the weight off

  • So I just watched "Watch please dont destroy the treasure of foggy mountains". The movie is about friendship. Do any of you guys (over the age of 30) have best friends ?
  • I saw the movie last night with my kids and they didn't enjoy. I didn't particularly like it either.

    I'm 43, and I don't have friends. I have a girlfriend, and I have a "best friend" who's not really in my life, but I can call at anytime and have a chat. I've known her for coming on nearly 30years. But day in day out friends, I don't have them. I find it really hard to make friends. I overthink a lot and think a lot of people actually don't care what I'm talking about. I find it difficult to believe people are genuine. I try so hard to look past that, but seemingly, most friendships end up being like work relationships.

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  • I thought there was one that clicking the first link on an article, and then repeat on the next article, by the seventh you on the "philosophy" article

    Edit: word

    Edit 2: I think it was if you keep clicking the first link, eventually you'll get to philosophy

  • Does anyone feel like an actual adult?
  • I figure it's just different responsibilities.. if I didnt have kids I'd be doing more of what I want to do (like fireworks and motorcycling).I had to put that on pause for 12 years or so, and just now I'm starting to do more for me. It was a joint decision that I would be a present dad rather than career focussed. And to be honest it's been great being able to switch off work and enjoy my personal time. Family circumstances have changed and ironically I've had to be even more present but with COVID changing the work force expectations,at least in my business, to be more flexible, that it all works.

    I still feel 16 at heart and think I can get out of a chair really easily, but I can't..my joints are stiffening and that really sucks.

  • Homeowners of lemmy who bought in 2020-21, how are you feeling today about your purchase?
  • bought in 2020 .. value of property has increased 50%, land value has doubled - which helps if i need to refinance as the amount owing is less than 80% of the value so i get interest rate discounts. I border a new-ish estate of mcmansions but i have double the block size. If i had some significant cash behind me i'd knockdown, divide the block and build 2 homes. but i dont, but i can dream. i'm happy.. not about interest rates but it's for the future/kids

  • Optus says changes after a 'routine software upgrade' to blame for nationwide service outage
  • This happens in my business all the time...the test FTP IP address is left in the code and shit falls apart costing us millions... They hold a PIR and then it happens again.

  • [Daily thread] How are you doing today? 11-11-2023
  • A company's anniversary.. perfect night for some crackers!

  • [Daily thread] How are you doing today? 11-11-2023
  • Great..it was really hot today...I'm now about to go into sydney harbour and fire a fireworks show

  • What makes a smartphone useful to you?
  • Convenient distraction

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  • Me, punk rock and metal. Mostly 90s punk bands and also some.newer pink bands, but typically those with the 90s skate punk ..and funnily enough, one called 'make war'.

    Kids, Tay Tay, Olivia rodrigo, dua lipa, imagine dragons

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  • Obtained my motorbike licensed recently..really enjoying learning how to get good at riding a motorcycle..I don't get time.tonride as it is and I really need to make time to do slow manoeuvres as this is what is required to pass the next stage of licensing.

    I love seeing live music, however, where I love it's just not an option to do each week. I love listening to records.. me and the kid put a record on when doing the housework..teaching them the ways!

    Used to play video games every day for a few minutes..but haven't played one in 5 months.

    Love baking baguettes, couronnes, bagels, pizza

  • Has HP printers always been this bad?
  • I have an Epson ecotank.. you pay upfront for the printer and on the flipside the ink is about $15AUD per bottle..but that will get you 5000 sheets.

  • What stupid thing or inside-joke really tickles you?
  • Mine would have to be Chanel 9 Neus from The Fast Show...90s UK sketch show with Paul Whitehouse. The whole segment cracks me up every time.. they had one each episode. It's done so well, and all without breaking character.heth-eth-eth-eth, meth-eth-eth, peth-eth-eth... Pi pis na.. boutros boutros gali

    Links to my favourites: https://youtu.be/ctaszjeaDK0?si=L459P0C_nCGiUnDy

    https://youtu.be/_iuRgdF3DfY?si=4cGrnC0p7bh3JupB

  • Getting & in posts

    Example link: https://lemmy.world/post/6627031

    I see this on boost for android.. but if I go to lemmy.world website, I see the same.

    Isn't this like a double escape?

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    A question about early access

    Hey fans.. does early access typically start at midnight in your respective timezone or does it/can it change? I'm in Australia if that helps

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    Motorbike Noob

    Hey fans, I bought a motorbike the other day and have been riding a total of 2 hours. I have a braking question, and this is based off how I drive my car, do you or should you, engine brake coming to a stop? Or slow down, clutch in, shift to first and then use brakes? Or do both? And if that's the case, in what situation?

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    What is your dark figure/shadow person story?

    I was talking to my girlfriend about how some people have a shadow person/dark figure and was wondering if Lemmiters would like to share their story so she, and others, get to know about them.

    I guess potential trigger warnings.

    Also, not sure if it's ok to ask about shadow persons.. leave it to the mods to mod

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    After LAMS (Learner Approved motorcycles)

    Aimed at Australians, but anyone really.. I'm about to do the stay upright/pre-learner. I'm early mid forties and obvs need a LAMS anyway. Once I eventually become unrestricted, can I remove the LAMS restrictions on the bike? Is this what is done or do I buy an unrestricted bike?

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    What is your favourite coat hanger?

    Fedditers, it's coming up to my birthday and am wondering what your favourite coat hanger is? I'm done with the cheap plasticy ones and want invest in some classy coathangers

    Edit: spelling

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    ji88aja88a ji88aja88a @lemmy.world
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