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  • Like ghosts?

  • Thank you Sunday Sport, the UKs shit-posting "newspaper"
  • Kind of yes! The Sunday Sport generally runs articles on "sex dwarfs" that look like famous people, dogs "bumming" things, people getting things stuck up or in places, politicians doing made up sex things, aliens, and celebrity "sex arse" toys.

    They get away with saying a lot of objectionable stuff, and have come in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so), but they are a top tier shit posting rag and have been since the 1980s.

  • no bargains, i know what i have
  • It’s like that shitting machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 shits to work a Tootsie Pop through a pair of Levi's

  • lightly cummed on
  • It's like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

  • lightly cummed on
  • I'm sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

  • Lemmy.world is down because of a DDOS attack
  • The server was torn to shreds by raccoons. That's what I heard.

  • Lemmy.world is down because of a DDOS attack
  • Indeed, never let "facts" or indeed anything like that get in the way of your opinion and the things you say!

  • Lemmy.world is down because of a DDOS attack
  • The Most Pathetic Person

  • A quiet moment!
  • I will let her know haha thank you! The nurse at the vets calls her "a model of the cat world"!

  • I'm in the UK, it is raining and my cat is VERY MAD
  • Oh no! I hope he got a big hug! My cat was overjoyed that it wasn't raining this morning, but it is very windy and it really works her up - so I now have a hyper cat, rather than a mad cat, which in practice is not much difference!

  • Removing an instance does not remove posts from Everything > Subscribed
  • Thank you! Yes I still get posts from the unsubscribed community after switching as you suggested. I have just tried it again now.

  • This mouse has a tiny french horn...
  • "But -"

    Doot

  • how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
  • Totally, many early forums and bulletin board systems had good discussion, it wasn't all trash at all! But, there was also a lot of trash. The internet has always been a weird mix of wonderful information and genuine useful tools, and a blazing dumpster fire of shit, on fire.

  • Lemmy vs Reddit in a nutshell
  • Totally, I was meaning more impolite, hostile or confrontational etc than saying fuck!

  • What's your real-life superpower?
  • I can pet my cat

  • What is something that sounds 100% false but is actually 100% true?
  • I am quite old and responsible when I'm not here?

  • how it feels to be on Lemmy rn
  • Hang on I'm just shunning it myself but once I'm done I'll let you know

  • Requesting community: Barbie
  • No worries at all!

  • Barbie - In Cinemas July 21

    Starring our very own Esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world!

    I for one am looking forward to it, and as you can see from the review above, even the star of the show can't say enough good things about it.

    The movie will be at least at 10/10.

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    Requesting community: Barbie

    I have opened a support ticket - not sure if it should be done here or via that route.

    Community is inactive and the mod has a large number of inactive communities set up.

    You will see the user Margot Robbie and myself are fans - if anyone sees this post and would be interested in helping, I am very much wanting to collaborate!

    https://lemmy.world/c/barbie

    Edit - owner says they have plans for it now.

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    I'm in the UK, it is raining and my cat is VERY MAD

    Unfortunately I can't control the weather.

    How are you and your pet today?

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    Removing an instance does not remove posts from Everything > Subscribed

    I don't know if this is my understanding or an issue.

    My main account is .world.

    I subscribed to an instance that is federated, and have since unsubscribed and removed the instance and associated account from my Liftoff Accounts by long pressing and selecting delete.

    Posts from the instance still appear in Everything > Subscribed. Is this working as designed or a bug?

    Thanks!

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    Online whiteboards and quick map sketching

    Sometimes, rather than using a dedicated Virtual Table Top, it can be useful to use an online whiteboard - for example if you just need to make a collaborative map or you mainly use text in a shared space.

    Jamboard Shared whiteboard with sticky notes, image import, laser pointer

    Padlet Shared whiteboard with different template settings

    Miro Shared whiteboard with different template settings

    Google Slides To make collaborative shared maps, I also use Google Slides - just set a map template as slide background, and then everyone can add tokens / features etc as layers!

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    TTRPG Random Map Generators

    World generator: https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/

    Fantasy Region generator: https://watabou.itch.io/perilous-shores

    Village generator: https://watabou.itch.io/village-generator

    City generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator

    Dungeon generator: https://watabou.itch.io/one-page-dungeon

    Post image is from the Fantasy Region generator by watabou.

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    Missing images in historic posts following incident

    Edit - I have manually re-added the images to my posts where they were missing after the incident.

    Just in case this isn't raised yet, there are missing images in historic posts, where the image was hosted on Lemmy.world. Assume it is not just me.

    I have used other browser and cleared cache etc.

    For example: https://lemmy.world/post/1247878 (my post)

    https://lemmy.world/post/1197771 (my post)

    https://lemmy.world/post/1212739 (not my post)

    https://lemmy.world/post/1027678 (not my post)

    If you access the post from a different instance, the image is visible.

    For example, my post on .world community viewed in .world: https://lemmy.world/post/1247878.

    The same post viewed via .ml: https://lemmy.ml/post/1873120.

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    My Curse of Strahd inspired masterpiece of terrifying and romantic vampire-halfling D&D literature dedicated to Margot Robbie

    The halfling walked hesitantly and with great stealth along the cold stone hallway. Ahead, a soft light flickered from underneath an old wooden door.

    Reaching the door, he tried the handle and the door creaked open. The halfling’s eyes looked around the room, moving like a bat’s eyes might if it was looking around a room. In contrast to the grey and dark hallway, the wood panelled room was lit by the warm light of torches and scented candles, and soft violin music drifted from an adjoining room. Who was playing the music, he wondered.

    From the adjoining room, a voice. “Have you ever heard such a song?” the voice said in an unusual tone, soft, yet sharp like a bat’s tooth.

    “There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea You became the light on the dark side of me -”

    The door to the adjoining room opened and there was the Count. Behind him an antique chaise longue.

    “I thought you slept in a coffin…?” the halfling said.

    “Not when there are two of us,” said the count.

    THE END

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    How to report communities?

    If you feel a community is breaking the rules, how do you report it?

    Thanks!

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    How to repot communities?

    If you feel a community is breaking the rules, how do you report it?

    Thanks!

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    trouser_mouse trouser_mouse @lemmy.world

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    (I am in the UK and make TTRPGs. He/Him.)

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