You know what really frosts my behind?
Why did the maggot graduate from maggot school?
Went to see the doctor because I’m not sleeping well lately. I just spend most of the night eating.
A Dad text
What type of content did the farmer make when he joined social media?
Sound Check
Should I have a kid after 35?
You can easily check if a German child has multiplicated correctly with a simple method(but there's a 11% chance of a false positive)
Come on, come on, come on, come on, now stop me, babe.
Linux is not magic.
After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.
BONG
Where do bad rainbows go? 😈🌈
Why do Norway's naval vessels have bar codes on the bottom?
Which U.S. president applied for the position online?
My friend said I had nice knuckles
0mg
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show...
Techinally the truth
What's the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
