What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?
What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?
Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning
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First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I'm just going to list a few real names I've heard. Middles included.
Wynter Obsidian
Ocean Zebediah
Buck Shot
Dude, "Buck Shot" is awesome. That kid is pretty much guaranteed to be an astronaut with a name like that.
Or a gay porn actor. No in between options.
Nah, I see cop as an option. More likely than astronaut, actually.
But most of all, I see him becoming a “professional YouTuber” of the “rant from the cab of a pickup truck wearing a baseball cap and wearing oakleys” genre, before going out and attempting to kidnap a politician at gunpoint. It’s one of those nominative determinism things, for sure.
Aaron Mayden?
Mayden America
We were gonna go with Winter Grace. Really-really. There are reasons. But, due to other reasons, kids didn't happen.