It's been so long

do you still remember vaporeon?

My secret to remember then is to have children.

I still have an easier time remembering all the original pokemon than I do the periodic table of elements.

They are all called Pikachu.

Edit: per my grandmama

I only ever knew the first 151 anyway.

Here you go buddy:

i can remember all of them from when i was a kid, but that number has since tripled. if i was a kid now i don't think i would be able to learn all of them in the first place!

Everything past gen 2 isn't legit anyways

Bulbasaur - Onion turtle

Geodude - Punchy rock

Meowth - That cat with the long-ass arms

https://youtu.be/DLzpl42K6KY

Dear Mr. President:

There are too many Pokemon. Please eliminate 500. I am not a crackpot.

If I need to say the names of the pokemons I'll forget something like Tangela, but if I see the image of the pokémon I can remember the name. Things get fuzzy at the same time that I stop watching the anime.

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey. Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey.

I can still remember the gen 1 starting pokemon, anyway.

Let's see, there's Squirdis, Barbarasoar, uh... Chortle? Oh no

It's the companys fault for looking at the 151 and saying, what if we replaced all this with random bullshit? I miss the og pokemon. I tried playing newer games but damn, it's pure chaos.

Even Ash couldn't pass the identification test and he still managed to become a master.

3...2....1

Don't worry trainer, you can always get back together in a big ol' group of all your friends and between everyone we'll be able to figure out all their names. :)

I get fuzzy on anything after Black/White. Hisuian and Alolan regionals would probably be my saving grace after that, I never found the will to finish Sword and have had 0 interest in Scarlet/Violet.

I still feel confident I can nail Gens 1-4.

Greymon, Dracky, Haro, Snarf, Polkaroo...

What's the meme of this origin?

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I'm so old I never knew the names of most digipokes.

charlazard eggsactly broccoli damn

After a certain point the Pokemon started being made with the level of creativity and identity you can expect from AI generated garbage, so I don't blame you for forgetting them.

Ok, but what's this pokemon?

c/me_irl

My life was shit for most of my early life. I wish I could forget...

This 'new pokerap' from 8 years ago will help with the new Pokemons. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCbl-12QV2c

Patamon was always my fave.

Spinda.

The only name you need to know.