My prediction is Michelle Obama, because she’s already well known and polls well. It would basically be voting for a 3rd Obama term which plenty of libs would die for.
A Michelle Obama with VP Mark Wahlberg ticket? You know what... I think you're on to something. Michelle captures the run of the mill liberal voter while Wahlberg scoops up enough of the toxic young male and white racist vote to cross the finish line. All Biden was able to offer Obama was eulogizing famous segregationists while Wahlberg has been convicted of actually committing violent hate crimes.
Oh Mayo Pete. He just summarizes so succinctly everything I hate about the liberal democratic machine. CIA stamp of appraval guy coming out of nowhere wrapped in Identity politics and Obama cadence without a fucking shred of substance. How bout that train wreck in Palestine mister secretary of transportation? Fixed those bomb trains yet? Wait another just blew up yesterday? And ah yeah good jerb on Boeing deregulation I'm sure those planes will stay in the air by sheer force of stakeholders will.
One nice thing I will say about Mayo Pete: as Sec. Of Transportation he helped give us the Cybertruck, And Tesla is responsible for so many billionaire deaths that basically counts as praxis.
I think he's on the relatively short list of democrats with so little charisma that they could actually lose to Trump. But I think even the DNC knows this.
Would the dog strangler be better than the walking corpse? We had stapler mommy, orb mommy, snake mommy, yang gang, beta O'Rourke, Cory in the house, Julian Castro (I don't have a fun name prepared), Bernard, Hawaiian war hawk mommy, and I can't remember the rest of the cast, but we could literally have any of them over Biden. So like why not?