Brandon: "Folks, I'm pausing all campaign ads against Trump in solidarity, speaking with his doctors, praying for a-" Republican lawmakers:
Brandon: "Folks, I'm pausing all campaign ads against Trump in solidarity, speaking with his doctors, praying for a-" Republican lawmakers:
federal congressman btw π
lmao if there's anyone biden HASN'T advocated for stochastic terror against, it's fascists
58 1 ReplyI hope Biden doesnβt die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement
54 0 ReplyLike this geriatric Ukronazi who dropped dead literally in the middle of his speech
CW: A dude literally dying
Counter-CW: lmao dead Nazi.
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Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they're scared of Trump.
Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.
Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.
45 1 ReplyUnyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.
16 0 ReplyUnyolk?
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This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They're gonna formalize the two party system just being one party
36 0 ReplyMight as well just get it over with lmao
21 0 ReplyThe United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
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I wish Joe Biden was as cool as Republicans think he is.
31 0 ReplyBased
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Noooooooo someone did the "trump in the bullseye" bit on here today
30 0 Replywhen there arent any communists to even go after so they go straight after the liberals.
29 0 ReplyTo them they are the communists
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a clear Biden call out to all of his dog faced pony soldiers
25 0 ReplyWhen Joe Biden sends his people, he's not sending his best.
20 0 Reply"In solidarity"
Sniveling dirtbag, and yet less pathetic than the libs who'd withhold their votes should he take some unrestrained glee at the event; libs who didn't withhold their votes because of his support for genocide but would withhold it for civility in politics.
19 0 ReplyMeanwhile his lackeys are trying to pin this whole situation on . All because Brandon can't make a coherent argument.
20 1 Replyis that emoji photoshopped or was he really that smooth?
12 0 ReplyThat's actually a picture of him as a baby
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Who could have predicted this??
18 0 ReplyHe quite literally didn't hit the bullseye though
15 0 ReplyIt's time to shit Trump on the pig's balls
8 0 ReplyI mean this is as good a case as the dems have on trump inciting jan 6th
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