controversial & hot take
I prefer the pizza
Pizza is more useful than fascism.
Pizza relieves hunger while fascism forces minorities to go hungry.
Fascism comes from Italy, pizza also comes from Italy... Coincidence? I think not.
I think all fascism should be turned into pizza
You can just go to a Papa John’s if you want a pizza that tastes like empty promises
IT DID
I was thinking of a joke about pizza not requiring armed guards, but I'm honestly just glad to see the change.
As a nod to the history of the location, they should serve a Fascist Pizza. Now we just have to figure out what type of thickness and toppings it has.
Whatever the toppings, put all of them on one slice and then eat it before it goes out. Blame a foreigner for eating it.
It's just bread and cheese, no sauce. And the cheese is underdone. And all the toppings aren't on the pie; they're just pushed all together in one corner of the box, and someone stepped on them.
they should serve a Fascist Pizza
You just get an empty box, and if you complain they beat you up.
Thick crust, with mayonnaise and slices of raw potato.
Ground fascist
Several twiglets tied together with spaghetti
There's a 2016-spec "gammon" joke there but I'm too slow today to come to with anything decent.
Ash and tears are the toppings as a reminder of what you end up with when you go full fash
Pizza... is a fascist construct.
EDIT: pizzaism?
It'll be the best god damn pizza you've ever tasted, but if you ask for anything besides Hawaiian, you disappear forever.
but does it have a basement? 🤔
You're asking if it's based?
refefence to the modern fascist/qannon preoccupation with pizza parlors and basements.
Pretty sure this is a pizzagate joke
The modern photo, like the old one, is out of focus. Why?
You can't deny that Pizza does make everything better.
Doesn't look like the same place to me. More like two similar pictures of different places.
How could it be any more similar? It's a difference of almost 90 years
Well I was trying to find one thing that was exactly the same. The ground is level in the top photo. The curve in the curb is different. One building has a step down in the doorway, but not the other. The wall between the two buildings appears to be wider in one photo. I'm not saying it isn't, I'm just saying as far as I'm concerned, it could just be two very similar structures at two different times.
I think their rebrand is quite impressive.
Why do these guys so often have the same overall physical shape
They’re all wearing similar outfits, it’s going to create some uniformity.
Word "uniforms" comes to my mind
It’s always well-fed young white men who don’t do physical labor.
It's also the energy. They're standing awkwardly, a little too straight but having trouble picking their chins all the way up, feet a little closer together than is comfortable.
It's an imitation of discipline and strength without the substance that would make it look natural.
So they lowered the threshold for entry
