No one told me that vance did some diabolical shit to couch cusions
No one told me that vance did some diabolical shit to couch cusions
Why am I finding out now that vance fucked a latex glove between 2 cushions?
We should call him president couch fucker on X so that we can get trump to replace him.
Humping a couch is legitimately the most normal, least worrisome thing about him.
Hexbears: Based hot couch guy
Also Hexbears: Ew, cringe, guy hot for couch
Hot couch
does anyone have that one comic where it's talking about bodyshaming a rich person who will never see it and having it reflect off and hit someone who has the same body type who didn't do anything wrong? a propos of nothing
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extremely very different but also not entirely unrelated
hillbillys make do
glovefucker bit seems like a missed opportunity to discuss how shady the man actually is
We shall call him Glover
Glover or glovefucker; they're both really good
We can still talk about the shady shit he does, but we can give him a name too
I suppose it's a conversation starter
That's how we win. That's how we save America, by name calling.
Honestly I think using a makeshift fleshlight to jerk off is the least gross thing about Vance.
Presinald Fifi reporting for doody!
Lol Forgot about Fifi. Dudes in jail with only one sock on, stealing latex gloves from the kitchen.
Oh God, it's Fifi. She gets me so horny I could pole vault.
(it was fake)
Regardless we need to call him names about it, until Trump sees them and unironically calls him that during one of his rallies
Did he ask for consent? If he wants to go all Big Mouth with his couches, that's between him and his couch I suppose.
In his restless dreams he sees him
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Absolutely not, you wait until he's locked in as Trump's pick, and then you call him a couch fucker relentlessly