Quick overview

This undersells Kamala's "legal issues". She was Attorney General for 6 years:
Harris' office took on predatory for-profit colleges and also secured a nearly $20 billion settlement with banks following the 2008 foreclosure crisis.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/a-look-at-kamala-harris-legal-career-and-political-record
The biggest argument against Harris is that she put too many people behind bars. She was too good at her job. I think people will care less about it since Biden directed the FDA to reschedule weed as schedule 3.
- I read her entire Wikipedia today. Very impressive. In favor of everything she did
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamala_Harris
- She was too good at her job. I think people will care less about it since Biden directed the FDA to reschedule weed as schedule 3.
  First test of whether she's actually moved on from her boomer-views of weed will be whether she undoes that.
  As I feel the need to say every time I bring this up, I will be voting Kamala Harris in November. I don't see that these criticisms from when she was a VP candidate are any less valid than they were then though.
  https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/08/kamala-cop-record/596758/
  Closing paragraphs of that article:
  I can forgive a politician a vote on a crime bill that looks ill-conceived two decades later, or a too-slow evolution toward marijuana legalization, or even a principled belief in the death penalty, something I adamantly oppose. I find it far harder to forgive fighting to keep a man in jail in the face of strong evidence of innocence, running a team of prosecutors that withholds potentially exculpatory evidence from defense attorneys, and utterly failing as the state’s top prosecutor to rein in glaringly corrupt district attorneys and law enforcement.
  At best, Harris displayed a pattern of striking ignorance about scandalous misconduct in hierarchies that she oversaw. And she is now asking the public to place her atop a bigger, more complicated, more powerful hierarchy, where abuses and unaccountable officials would do even more to subvert liberty and justice for all.
- Harris is also the one that has been more public about legalizing weed. She was the one that promised it in 2020 and reiterated the promise a few months ago. With six months left, I'm skeptical but it's still in the realm of possibility.
  If the Republicans were smart, they'd do it first. Ballot initiatives for Marijuana legalization has driven blue turnout in several states lately. Florida has an initiative on the ballot this year along with abortion. I think FL will be a lot more competitive than people think with the ballot initiatives driving turnout for young people.
- Just read her wikipedia page - as I'm not from the US I've been mostly treating US politics as a bad comedy show for the last two decades or so, and even though she's vice president she was too much of a side character to register.
  The one thing that did rech me over there was that she's a bad candidate as VP as she'll erect a police state when biden dies. After reading her bio I can't find problems there, though. I disagree with some details - like seeking life imprisonment - but can give her a pass due to the environment she's operating in which probably wouldn't allow anything else (if you're confused: all convicts should undergo rehabilitation attempts with goal of release. If you stay locked up it'll be due to you still posing a danger to society, in which case you still get more privileges than a prisoner as at that stage it is considered a mental health issue, and treating you as prisoner for that would be a human rights violation).
  For sticking to not seeking death penalty she deserves respect, though, and generally she seemed to be focused on putting actual criminals to prison.

Uh, let's not forget about that $454 million civil judgment.
- Or the rapes?
- there's soooooooo much there, it's almost hard to decide what to bring up. "Foreign Policy?" Yeah, he was compairing "button" sizes with Kim Jong Un.

Trump is also a rapist.
There's a lot of stuff, but that one should probably be on the list.

Wholesome laughter
Reposting from yesterday’s xkcd thread
- Laughing at Venn diagrams, and you want Her as the next President?!
  Meanwhile...
  
  Old Sleepy Don can't do funny.
- XKCD, on point as usual.
  Though… probably wouldn’t be the worst president. …
- Damn, she got the xkcd endorsement?! What reality am I even in right now

Kamala Harris was not friends with even one pedophile.
- it's like he's ash ketchum but with pedophiles instead of pokemon
  
  Sadly, we did not catch 'em all. And put them in prison forever.
  
  No no no it’s Ash ketchum but 78 with the same harem of 10yo Pokégirls.
  /s
- 7 flights on Epstein's plane.
  It's funny how when I raise this with conservatives they squirm and deflect or run away.
  
  But Biden likes to sniff hair!!!

Since my sleepy time edible is kicking in, I'm just going to ask here.
Is there a comprehensive list of all the things Trump has done in office good vs bad compared to all the things that Biden has done good vs bad?
I know some people that still need convincing, but I'm ill-equipped.
- It is only up until 2021 on the bad things trump has done but it is a long list none the less.
  https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056
- Yeah, I saw it on some MAGA web site
- Well the problem would be that one could argue the "good" and "bad". It would be better to have a trustworthy factual list of things they've done and base our judgements on that.
  But it's pretty hard to create such a list unbiased, if even possible. But I think it would help.
- Those people are abject morons.
  
  OP is asking for help and I think a side by side comparison list is a very reasonable thing to ask for.
  Calling people that would possibly vote along side you, but haven't decided yet, "morons", serves to push them away and to vote against you.
  You might not like the idea of engaging people that haven't decided they're voting the same way you are, but I'd encourage you to (without being mean!), unless you want to sleep walk in to another Trump presidency.
  We need more people like OP and less people like you.

Old Sleepy Don falls asleep and farts in court. Harris does not.
Dementia Don is scared to debate but not scared enough. Harris is eager to debate and could chew him up and spit him out RIGHT NOW.
- Old Sleepy Don falls asleep and farts in court. Harris does not.
  If you can produce video of Harris ripping a honker in the middle of closing arguments, I doubt that'll change my vote. Flatulence isn't my biggest concern surrounding a presidential nominee.
  Harris is eager to debate and could chew him up and spit him out RIGHT NOW.
  It is extremely curious that Don felt comfortable squaring off against Biden on his last legs, but immediately turns down any head-to-head with Kamala. They're not sending their best, folks.
  
  I think Old Don's lack of respect for the court system compared to Harris's respect for the court system may be the better way to frame this.
  Sleepy Don thought wrongly that Joe was too weak and too old. More importantly, Lying And Rambling Don (LARD) is definitely too weak and too old going up against Harris.

What about “committed treason by selling nuclear secrets to America’s enemies” - you’ll never guess which picture that one falls under!
- Unfortunately, too many Americans see the Saudi and Russian oligarchs as more aligned with their domestic interests than their next door neighbors.

But which one of them is a fan of Venn diagrams? And which one of them is an alleged child rapist?
- That child rape document with the testimony of the victim was fucking awful.
  Maybe force trump voters to have to read that before checking the box next to Trump.
- Handwringing swingstate voters are stumped and I can smell their anxiety in the air.

A person who will start WWIII. Now choose!
- Obviously the femoid, because they can't control their emotions!!!!!
  ( /s, just in case that want obvious)

"zero impeachments.... So Far!" - Mike Johnson
"We just need uh...um. <mutters, one, two, five...uh no, three....?> uh three impeachments. Which is uh. uhm... <mutters again, one...two...uh... two... uhm... how many is it again....?> uhm one more than we have." - Trump.
(sorry. some idiot is trying to do just that as a political stunt.)

overthrow the government? ooh, what a quirky guy!

That's not fair. She also has a penchant for Venn diagrams, which should be noted under quirks.

Let’s talk coconuts and see how they fall.

I know she loves the venn diagrams with 3 circles, but I wonder if she knows about the delectation that is 5-circled venn diagrams.

So she's only threatened her schools illegally?
- She knows a guy
- That’s how we know she has a JD

Damn, such a tough decision...
You know what's even more sad? This isn't even close to a complete list of all the things wrong with Trump.
- I'm continually reminded of that Penn Jillette quote about Trump: "However bad you think he is, he's worse."

Left one tries to grab right one by the pussy. Right one does not intend to grab anyone by the pussy. Among other things, left one pays sex workers to pee on mattress. The left one also pays off porn stars so they won't talk about the sexual abuse they had to endure.
- I think you mixed up your sides after the first sentence.
  
  👍 thanks.
- I don’t think there are “ee”s in the p-tape?

It’d be funny if they impeached her twice in .5 years just to spite this meme.

i kind of want to record her laugh and blast a loop of it full volume at trump rallies
- Oh man. Set up a laugh track for a Trump speech with Harris' laugh? I would pay to watch that.
- I don't actually know that her laugh sounds like and I'm too afraid to look it up because I'm afraid Google or YouTube will start serving me right wing lunatic content if I do. But people keep talking about her laugh and it's got me curious.

Went to Penn, but only after doing 2 years at a small private college, then sued both schools to keep his records sealed.

forgot to say the oldest candidate vs no where near being the oldest candidate