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Strawberry matcha?
Red and green?
Just drink regular matcha ffs
Red + green = brown. This would probably look like shit unless they layer it and you don't mix. But also like... not a flavour pairing I would rate in the first instance.
Am I too irony poisoned if I think this would make a good emoji?
Yes.
You should pick up that sign and keep walking
We need a Danny Glover "I'm too old for this shit" emoji
strawberry matcha latte does sound really nice though