Nice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
Some refrigerators are white
A new fridge is young and “healthy”
A fridge can be over 6 feet tall
You can attach a suction cup dildo, or any sex toy you choose, to a fridge
Although fridges are completely neutral when it comes to honor and morality, I suspect they have a more tolerable personality
Refrigerators are available in many styles. You can pick one that you find “handsome”, or just tape a poster to it.
In a pinch, you can hide inside a refrigerator for protection
Refrigerators excel at providing resources. As for “coverture”, I’m still not completely sure what it is (even after looking it up) but it sounds like an outdated kind of marriage arrangement. That’s not something a refrigerator can provide, but I’m not sure someone would want it anyway.
Refrigerators have no stance when it comes to children, but since time out of mind, they have been encouraging the creativity of children by proudly displaying their artwork. The value of OPs influence on children is… questionable.
Most refrigerators cannot cook, and none can do the prep work. This is the only clear win for OP.
Most refrigerators can float if you tie the door shut. You may have to remove the compressor, though, because those things are heavy.
Refrigerators will silently watch any show you choose, or no shows at all. Same goes for music.
Having an ISO B6 paper size of dick sounds like it's more trouble than it's worth.
I've been told I am handsome
It doesn't count when it was said by your grandmother and you were six at the time.
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Dick like a standard photo print.
It is the last one that ruins it.
Half of that is true at best.
I believe you deserve a gf.
Keep up your standards!
“I’m white”
Shit like this is why you can’t get a girlfriend dude.
No. I had a positive female role model.
these kinds of people are lacking in the personality department
General fatherless behavior. If you don't have a positive male role model in a happy relationship to learn from, you're pretty much never going to be a good partner as a man.
There is so much bad and toxic relationship advice out there, good luck changing.
