"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I've done it several times already.

A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they'd be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.

Ken M vibes

Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!

3-1

I'll put down 100k

I can quit any time I like. I won't. But I could!

Quit what? Life? I can't, I'm addicted to living :(
- You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting
Rehabs for quitters 😂
- Quitters are losers. That's why I don't quit and go to rehab.

So you think I have a gambling problem?

I'll bet you $100 that I don't!

My dude needs to get Balatro

When you can break infinity and all the money is imaginary.
!balatro@lemm.ee

"I never gamble. Not in a million years."

"I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day."

"You're on!"

"Ha! I don't know how I'm gonna get you, but I'll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait."

Big gulps huh?
- We landed on the moon!

Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you're the ghost.

Guess we're all ghosts
- boo
I don't understand, please explain
- Imagine a group of people
  
  You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
  
  Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can't check
  
  Therefore, it's statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
- Something a ghost would say...
- So first, 👻s obviously are real because everybody has always believed in 👻s. Since we can take that as a given, we can also logically assume that 👻s are a significant portion of sentient minds. If you don't know any 👻s, then statistically speaking, it is much more likely for you to be the 👻 in the sample size of the 👯👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ you know.

As Kenny Rogers said, you got to know when to hold em and so on. I haven't finished the song yet, but I'm pretty sure it supports this guy.

Is that his song about origami?
OP doesn't know when to walk away, or when to run. He probably doesn't even know when to fold.

Kenny Rogers makes some fine fried chicken, though it doesn't compare to the actual original recipe that The Colonel sold, which is possible to recreate, but no longer possible to buy, prepared for consumption, ever since KFC took over the store in Corbin.
- I found this version of the recipe online
  
  Does this seem like the real deal, or is it more of a recreation of the corporate recipe?
  
  I haven't really tried to make it myself, ever (I don't even own a regular deep fryer, let alone a pressure fryer)
Oh there'll be time enough for counting when the deal is done

My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.

Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.

Dude lives a shit existence lol

I bet he is not addicted!

I bet he is

How many times can the same content be reposted?

Atleast twice
Buddy, I've been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It's all I post and I still haven't made a repost so I doubt it's happening.
- I've seen this post at least three times so far.
On lemmy sync (for android) the app reimplements the reddit hide post button. I used it a lot on reddit for this reason and it's handy here too

I see comments/posts like this all the time for drinking and gambling on TikTok and idk why but they always get a laugh out of me. I guess it's just so stupid/goofy? idk I like what I like

It's a meme(drunk driving and gambling), started a couple years ago

Clever title.

He lives in the house of the rising sun.

that is fake, right?

Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.
- Missing obvious satire is something we're even worse about than Reddit.

The dude: aww damn it