I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.
Vance is the kind of guy to be the recording secretary on the board and have the dubious distinction of having a restraining order against him for peeping into someone's windows to allegedly see if they were smoking weed. Allegedly that's why.
couch of the HOA
Also Vance: sneaks into your house and violates your couch while you're in the hospital.
Vance would break in and steal your stuff, fuck your furniture and then call the HOA.
Then goes inside and fucks your couch
"She shouldn't have been upholstered in silky smooth velour. She was asking for it!"
Walz is also liable to send over some hot dish after you get out.
I straight up thought I was looking at Danny Devito for the Walz photo
I wonder if they could get him to do an appearance on SNL
Me too, when he’s on that life is good merch kick for an IASIP episode
Life is happy, baby!
Or
Fucking couch fucker
I'm lucky, my HOA handles the grass themselves
Just gotta shovel the snow directly in front of my house
I think being in a relatively walkable neighborhood means all the usual shenanigans that power tripping HOAs pull aren't as easily deployed
