This is only hilarious because I'm not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.
60 0 Replyif someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!
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seems people took this joke seriously 😐
14 8 ReplyI am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
15 1 ReplyI recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.
7 0 ReplyYou are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.
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Am i the only one here that doesnt think this is genuine? I cant have fun with a meme like this if i feel is faked
53 1 ReplyI think it is fake. Though I enjoyed it like a funny show with a suspension of belief.
41 0 ReplyDefinitely not real but I still enjoyed the bit.
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In real life you would just wait to see who's putting up the messages
15 0 ReplyHas to be fake.
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Am I the only one who can't read a thing not even zoomed up? Is it not Pixel Thief instead?
30 1 ReplyIt depends on your client. In Sync, you need to click into the post then the image to get full resolution. Clicking the image from the front page just blows up the thumbnail
40 0 ReplyThanks. I had the same complaint and it worked for me.
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It's perfectly readable through Voyager
15 0 ReplyLook in your settings or upper corner - it's loading low res to load fast. There's either an HD button or HD option somewhere in your app
6 0 ReplyThis! Thank you
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Connect for Lemmy displays it correctly.
Client issue?
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Where can I donate so you can afford more pixels?
28 3 ReplyIf you're using Sync, view the image from the comments section to see the original quality.
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I was waiting for: dear sandwich theif, this is IT. We have the printer logs. HR brought us donuts. Your move.
8 0 ReplyAngering HR? No problemo. IT? I wouldn't dare...
7 0 ReplyIt's not like HR values only the welfare of the company and isn't just there to provide the illusion that employees matter to them.
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I don't suppose you could change this to a slide show? It is a very long image.
6 0 ReplyI'm swiss, what is a swiss sandwich?
5 0 ReplySwiss cheese on the sandwich. Not a Swiss sandwich
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I'd let it go the moment I see the thief's filthy hands on my sandwich.
5 0 ReplyWhy was this edited
5 1 ReplyThis meme is probably like 10 years old. 😂
3 0 ReplyBye Francis!
1 0 ReplyClassic HR coming in to ruin the fun. Can't have anything because of them.
10 11 ReplyI mean, this guy stole someone else's lunch. This is like saying cops are bad after they arrested a drug kingpin.
20 1 ReplyHR - Happiness Ruiner
11 2 ReplyWell, certainly can't have pizza.
6 0 ReplyI dunno, it kinda felt like she was playing along... within the constraints of still doing her job. Printing out a whole paper to say "No." when a sticky note would suffice, for example.
5 2 ReplyHR exists to protect the company, which makes them cops, which makes them bastards oppressing the poor and hungry as seen above
6 3 ReplyIf your comment is sarcasm, then it's brilliant.
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