You have to take the quiz. Do it coward. Become the liberal you know you are.
You have to take the quiz. Do it coward. Become the liberal you know you are.
Our Harry Potter House Quiz will tell you where you truly belong at Hogwarts. Are you a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin?
I got fucklepuff
Ravenclaw, always get that
Choose a wizarding book you'd like to read: [...] option C: Asiatic antivenoms
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wtf is Azov, why did it put me there
As a trans person, this post is a hate crime
Will you forgive me if I poop on J.K. Rowlings car?
Hufflepuff. Why did you make me do this, Dirt Owl?
So I can embarrass you all if you ever cross me
I want to make this quiz, except that after about 30 questions it just starts pulling AI-generated ones, and it never ends
Okay so here me out...
You got Gryffindor, didn't you?
I got fucklepuff
Wait a minute, a literal owl didn't get ravenclaw, the bird house?
I did get ravenclaw btw. No big deal.
Oh lah dee dah you got the big brain bird house and I got the stinky badger ooooh look at you
Contemptously. Bunch of Westerners, I am the snake-pilled, AESmaxxing Slytherchad, you are the seething Badgercel.
I said I disliked Gryffindor the most, bc Slytherin is like, why do I bother hating the fascists? I am dispassionate about
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Ravenclaw but I was guessing on a lot of them. Fuck is a niffler?
All of the magical creatures sound like obscure vaguely homophobic slurs from the early 1900s.
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i got gryffindor, which is cringe bc i know i’d be a hufflepuff. smoke weed every day
Death to America
I assumed this was a gag and the questions never end.
