I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say "This is the magical student. He's silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you can't see or hear him, it means you're an idiot."
He also did a "bit" where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like "Dollas ladies, I need dollas!"
Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (we've changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasn't aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.
Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Well.....maybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.
Still though......not as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didn't happen.
OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting point... I don't remember the rest of it.
The more concerning thing is that there other beings in my coma dream that would see an apple in the image that don't need to wake up, and the creators of the image took that into account
Of course that's not a McChicken... you can actually see the "chicken" patty around the edge of the bun. In reality they're too small to see around the pile of wilted lettuce and giant glob of room temp Mayo.
It's not an apple nor a McChicken. It's just organized photon waves vibrating at three main electromagnetic ranges, emitted from and towards bunch of quarks and gluons clumped together forming "things" (protons and neutrons) that forms bigger "things" (atoms) that forms even bigger "things" (molecules) forming even bigger things that don't really exists, such as my "smartphone screen" and the "retinal cones and rods" inside my "eyes". The spoon doesn't exist, neither does the McChicken, let alone the apple, or "you", or "me". Wake up.