The opposite of shopaholic: shopcell

The shop workers.

They are there from 8am-6pm.

Everything closes at 5pm

They will never be able to go to anyone else's shop.

(We forget about the people that work there have it worse than we do and they seem to figure it out just fine)

Bank: Perfect.

Wait until you hear about banks lol
They open after everyone's at work and close before anyone finishes work
Because fuck you, that's why

Protip: Some of those shops are not meant for the poors to shop at, and set their hours accordingly.

This is exactly why we should have 4 day work weeks. Especially when you replace "shop" with "doctor's office"

I've had this conversation with the lady at the really good deli down the road from me! When I occasionally have a rare chance to go in there she says "we never see you anymore!" And I have to always remind her they only serve lunch from 11am to 3pm, my work starts at 11 and my lunch break is at 330 lol

Anyone who works an office job should be able to set their own hours. I choose 6:30-2:30. I can still hit up local shops after. My colleague chooses 10-8 and shops before work. There's no reason we can't make this work.

This is why I refuse to work first shift and don't have weekends off.

I need to be able to access things like the fucking bank and any govt service whatsoever.

Honestly imo there's no reason these services aren't 24/7. They are necessary for modern living and therefore shouldn't be constrained due to shift schedule.

If people are working during the night then all essential services should be open 24/7

That's always been a hilarious part of French culture to me. Many of their cafes and sandwich shops are closed for lunch so their employees can go home to eat.

Is buying online not a thing or did I miss something

Is this some dayshift joke that I'm too nightshift to understand. I go where I want provided I don't care about sleeping.

And you close on weekends

I'm still bitter about the lumber place down the street closing. 9-5 and only till noon on Saturday. You got get so many discounted items! Doors, windows, screws, random tools, all kinds of building materials.

Rarely got to go there, had to spend my $ at Home Depot.

The cigarette stores nearby all close at 6pm. Like what the fuck? The liquor store next door don't close until they legally can't sell alcohol.

I genuinely think working 12 hrs 3 days a week is the key to happiness in life.

Go there during lunch time or use some flex time if you can.

Wtf kind of shop is only open for 8 hours a day, and business hours at that. I've never witnessed that

Just take one of your… checks notes ten non-sick leave vacation days per year.

Most people don't actually work 9 to 5 though. That was an idiotic song.