Project MOOSE, the most terrifying method of human transportation ever devised
Project MOOSE, the most terrifying method of human transportation ever devised
Not only did some 1960s engineers at General Electric think that this might work, but they did actual tests involving actual hardware. NASA and the USAF declined to pursue the project, for fairly obvious reasons.
Reads NATOpedia article
WTF?!? What kind of Wile E Coyote, ACME ass bullshit is this?
Sputnik really freaked out Americans who believed in American exceptionalism. I wonder what other harebrained space stuff that's unknown to the public due to "national security" the US was involved in the early 1960s. "National security" actually meaning "national pride" because even 60 years later - it would be embarrassing for the public to know about it.
I love how Wikipedia paraphrases the concept - "This plan was batshit."
The MOOSE system was nonetheless always intended as an extreme emergency measure when no other option for returning an astronaut to Earth existed; falling from orbit protected by nothing more than a spacesuit and a bag of foam was unlikely to ever become a particularly safe—or enticing—maneuver.
What did MOOSE stand for?
MOOSE, originally an acronym for Man Out Of Space Easiest but later changed to the more professional-sounding Manned Orbital Operations Safety Equipment
The professionalization of acronyms is loser shit
Given how so many other truly batshit-crazy projects and proposals from that era are public knowledge, it would have to be something really embarassing.
Another classic that also went through preliminary hardware testing was Project Orion. It has nothing to do with the current Orion capsule being developed for launch on the SLS. It was a proposal to propel spacecraft using the shock waves from a series of nuclear bomb explosions. And yes, there's no air in space, the shock waves would be made up of the material of the bomb casing itself. Engineers actually built small-scale mockups using conventional explosives and put them on test stands.
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NASA and the USAF declined to pursue the project, for fairly obvious reasons.
That they were cowards?
The pilot inside.
Amuro, use the crotch film!
Holy shit this is awesome/terrible
I bet Boeing wishes they had a few of these right now.
imagine you aim your deorbit booster backwards by accident and you die of oxygen deprivation floating through space encased in Great Stuff
your intact body would be recoverable on inevitable deorbit in a few decades too
Honestly this doesn't sound that terrible as the equivalent of an emergency ejection seat.
Developed to the point of reliability it probably would be a nice option for a few things. Like space stations don't have room for much, but this is small and low enough mass to boost up a few and have stowed.
Imagine a medical emergency, no recovery rocket available or no time. Less an issue nowdays rockets are getting more numerous and cheaper but that wasn't a given. Your choices are die in space or probably live. The foam might even help stabilise any splinted limbs or whatever.
Shame on NASA for their cowardice!
"The bag had the shape of a blunt cone, with the astronaut embedded in its base"
Sounds pretty chill to me
Sounds like something from a Metal Gear game
This should have been an option in Kerbal Space Program, the kerbals totally would have done this
If I was on a doomed space station and this was the only way back home, I think I'd at least want the option.