Also, god turns the woman into dust and a rib and buries it into the mans chest. Then he walks the man around the garden, progressively making him stupid and finally turning him into dust. Then in 7 days he removes all the stars, animals, trees, etc and finally turns the light off and continues being god.
At last, sweet release.
I hate to make it even weirder, but getting... erm... "unborn"... is not quite the same as being killed. Methinks it would be more like a scifi movie where an alien force absorbs everyone on Earth.
Wait, isn't that just Ragnarok?
That sounds pretty fun. Can someone make a video game about that?
And then she turns into a rib and gets stuffed inside the dude
They would get naked before vomiting the apple. It’s ok. She’ll feel better once she talks to the serpent.
Nope. Doesn’t make sense in reverse either.
With no apologies for resurrecting an antediluvian meme: still a better love story than Twilight.
19 minutes on "Twilight wasn't that bad"? No thanks! I get enough lies from politics.
It's extremely poorly written, it glorifies abuse and toxic gender roles (probably influenced by the cult Meyer herself is a member of), and it has ABSOLUTELY had a negative impact on the world in general.
Did fans of it deserve all the abuse? Of course not.
Did the books, the movies, and the author, though? FUCK yeah!
The book of job is about a side that is doing really well in life, until god takes away his family and fortunes. He is angry at god, but ultimately, god caves and restores his former life.
God in that story
Don't leave this dude home alone again, he comes up with some weird stuff
The Saw films are canonical sequels to Home Alone. Kevin got a taste for booby traps and inflicting pain on unsuspecting people, and took it to the extreme.
Don't threaten us with a good time 😄
And then Noah gets 2 of each animal to wait out a flood! ....wait...
No, he stuffs a whole bunch of animals in a ship on a mountain, and months later there’s only 2 of each that come out. After which he dismantles the ship as his friends and neighbors laugh at him.
