If you could be any rodent, what rodent would you be?

Indian giant squirrel. Be a squirrel but fabulous.

Beaver. They build themselves a fortress with a moat and underwater entrances and they have that big ass tail they can slap on the water.

I would also be a capybara.

Remy the rat from the hit movie Ratatouille

I am totally with the capybara.

Capybara! Hands down.

One of the rats in the nonexistent 1980s production Rat Park, the funky Canadian comedy animal show based on the research of Bruce K. Alexander with uncredited riffs on themes from Robert K. O'Brien's 1971 novel Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH.

Unfortunately, Rat Park was retroactively canceled by copyright-enforcing time-travelers after the release of the 1982 American cartoon film The Secret of NIMH which rewrote the biochemical uplift of intelligent rodents into a story about wizards and magic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park

Master Splinter

Probably a rat. I would only live 2-3 years, but they'd hopefully be a good 2-3 years.

Marmot/Groundhog/Woodchuck/Whistlepig. I want to be relied upon to predict the Spring forecast over and over and over and over.

I want to specifically be that capybara riding the crocodile.

Nicknamed Rodent in high school so I guess I'd be me.

Mickey Mouse. He never has money troubles and barely seems to age.

Ferret! Just play and have fun 24/7.

Frank Sinatra