Truly a mercy to the neglected tomagochi.
"Kill.... Me...."
Tama-gotcha
We're in trouble. There are three of those already in my house; they're spread by seven year olds
It appears that explosive batteries are a thing. Name a battery powered device.
vibrator...
Fire in the hole!
(Credibly speaking, those weren't battery explosions)
Ya know that for sure? I don't mean some lithium chemistry. The simpler solution is obviously to use a traditional chemistry. I've been speculating recently that it is likely possible to make a single use battery from an explosive. A battery is just exploiting oxidation like reactions with the galvanic potential of metals. Explosives are basically unstable stuff with lots of potential combined with a rapid oxidiser. The two uses have quite a lot in common. I bet there is a bunch of untapped potential in this space where little research is done in the public sphere.
Batteries don't explode, they burn.
But actual explosives were planted in the mentioned devices.
There's emerging evidence that it wasn't explosives and might have been the battery. And there's certainly been reports of exploding batteries injuring people to similar degrees.
Regardless I think this is going to effect western made electronics sales and be an attack methodology that's leaked and used against Americans forcing them to actually pay attention to Israel.
You fools, they will obviously target the next most sought after communications device. That is, the Nintendo DS pictochat.
Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
"All I said was, 'this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!'."
"There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!"
If only they didn't dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
That crunchy outer layer, with the "Italian spice" blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.
Pizza pocket micro napalm
Bluetooth headphones?
Birds aren't real
well, they won't be, after they explode.
They are real and have been manufactured by the CIA: https://www.cia.gov/legacy/museum/artifact/pigeon-camera/
Working principle: https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1801458774558830801
The last time my pager blew up was before the Y2K.
They've done pagers, radios, and cellphones.
Drones that flap like a bird exist, one being used as a suicide drone wouldn't surprise me at all.
Half expected this to be a loss meme
beans
BEANS!
Beans aren’t real!
You guys won't be laughing when nobody buys iPhones anymore and your 401ks tank.
jokes on you, my 401k IS a tank
Cock rings and vibrators are my dark horse bet
I'd guess biological, but they already trashed the clean water so we crossed that bridge. Ovens. Ovens are the next logical step for psychopaths like the extremist Israeli government.
This is boring and facile Holocaust comparison/fantasizing. Reel it in or move on. First warning.
