Portrait of filicide serial killer who uses cholesterol as a weapon. Or a man who has never made breakfast for his kids ages 2, 4, & 6. Or both?
Portrait of filicide serial killer who uses cholesterol as a weapon. Or a man who has never made breakfast for his kids ages 2, 4, & 6. Or both?
Which is worse, the fact that he is doing shit like claimIng the eggs cost 4 bucks while standing in front of price tags that directly contradict his lips flapping, or the fact that his intended audience buys it up wholesale, all the while not acknowledging the eggs price tag?
It makes my brain itch sometimes.
I guess depending on the week I've seen eggs spike to $4 in some places.
Best not to dwell on it lol
I feel like these guys watched Beauty and the Beast when they were younger, had very strong and confusing feelings for Gaston, and refused to ever examine those feelings, repressing them and leading to weird behaviours related to egg-eating.
how do i summon more jd vance disco elysium posting? i feel like there's a lot to explore here.
dm @DiscoPosting@hexbear.net and work something out?
"whatever makes sense."
What if it's the two year old gulping down twelve of the eggs and he's slowly turning into a termite queen-esque immobile tube of flesh
"Honey, look! Junior's getting his first mandible bumps!"
would love this shit, and probably does.
has been awefully quiet as of late.
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"Immediately after the photo was taken Vance bellowed 'MIND FREAK!', threw the eggs on the floor, looked confusedly at the mess he made, then smugly asked 'still, where'd all the egg yolk come from?'"
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
