If God is real he'd have let me stay illiterate
God doesn't come around these parts
I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.
Fake but at least it isn't gay.
touches tits
has a seizure because of that
Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.
Anon is femanon, very gay indeed.
No such thing
There are no women on the internet bud.
Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you're in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn't, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.
Ain't no way you want to risk that you're too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I'd wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.
Easiest way to know if you're lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn't failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn't get into this awkward situation with this either.
(only half of this is a joke)
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Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything
He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.
This would've gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.
At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.
Imagine if this was real. Funny af
does anyone have lucid dreams that realistic?
Lucid dreaming is an internet exaggeration so it's fake anyways.
How is it exaggerated?
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)? It seems extremely disrespectful to me. (if the involved parties are in a relationship it's probably OK)
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)?
Yes.
I kinda get the disrespect perspective, maybe. I felt that a little as a teen. But then I thought it probably wasn't respectful treating my crush in my mind like a sort of sexless statue or object rather than a real human being that I was in love with and wanted to have sex with.
Maybe I seperate love and sex a bit too much (or just more than average)? When I have romantic feelings it doesn't make me want to sleep with the person they're directed towards. But I also would likely not decline an invitation to engage in such acts (and given enough time might eventually ask on my own) but until some sort of mutual attraction has been verified I just avoid thinking of them in a sexual way.
How do people like you survive?
Barely, though I doubt that has anything to do with me not fantasizing about people I know/like.
What happens in other people’s heads is not my business. Even if the imagined protagonist looks and acts like me, they’re not and I don’t have a single stake in it.
real people
Ew
I only consciously fantasise about people who don't exist.
Sometimes they aren't even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.
Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.
I only started to fantasize about my wife after we'd got married. We haven't had sex yet though. Penetrating a real person would be disrespectful.
