Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately....
The Prince was asking women to pull up their dress so he could inspect their snatchpatch?
That makes the story so much funnier.
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
goatse
"My God! It just falls right out!! It's you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!"
I can’t with you right now
Instead a size check, it's a sniff test.
sniff smells like tacos
Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
lost her gas slipper again
90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess
There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn't see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.
Great, dump it on the street for a kid to find it and pick it up and play with it...
Person got scared by a honk. Happens.
