Mine's a Juicer

The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.

Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.

Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

Praise Anoia

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

Ineffective ass potato masher.

I don't think "audio off" was ever a reason.

Forgot the upside down spatula.

A fuckin set of tongs that has some latching mechanism that doesn’t work so they stay permanently agape.

And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

If it wasn’t so true

This really grates my cheese

it got in it can get out

Mine is a collection of antique dental instruments.

I won't tell you why, but I will say that it puts the lotion on its skin.

I simply don't put these in a drawer.

For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POTATO MASHA!

This post has made me ask, why don't we just put this shit in a different place?

Burger patty press still in the cardboard

a knife once got stuck in out kitchen drawer.

after an hour of trying to get that drawer open with an arsenal of tools we surrendered and smashed a hole in the drawer from below.

The new ceramic knifes which caused the incident were collateral damage.

I have this one drawer that always hits something

• potato masher
• large pizza cutter
• basting brush with an annoying hook on the side

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

The spatula is a classic one

You could just buy a utensil crock and never have to worry about it again.

Also box graters go in a cabinet, if you don't have cabinet space and need to keep it in a drawer then get a flat grater (it's not like you use the other sides of the box grater anyway).

Can opener

😤😂

Mine is measuring cups that stack weird.

For me it’s the bakery gloves

That fucking potato masher. My fiancee uses one of these. Just use the damned egg beaters! The machine packs away easy and the mashed potatoes are super light and fluffy.

hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing