I'd honestly probably just eat the bowl of rats and leave a 20% tip

to kick down for the pleasure of kicking down.
The modern corporate restaurant experience has been completely designed around
desire to look down and kick down on people
1984 but if it was about working in a restaurant

I'd be too awkward to say anything then ask for some peas to feed to the rats then they all become my friends and then one of the rats goes to the server and says "sorry I think they ordered an omelette"

please never be too awkward to ask for help when it's actually needed
if you're not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you
- Usually i just do this face
  until whoever is with me asks for me

I can't imagine ever yelling at a server. It's the most ridiculous thing to do. Hopefully that may die out with boomers. Especially since so many people now have to be underemployed in the service industry if they're lucky

When I was at this bourgie restaurant in seattle I ordered breakfast and they put sausage in my eggs on accident, I ended up getting comped the whole meal and my bloody mary and still ate it anyway. Still left a cash tip for the server though.

Ordering the vegan rat bowl to be polite

It's just seitan with par-cooked spaghetti sticking out of it.

I want to go to a rat cafe

Bowl of Rats

Just in case you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78PfGQbL-g0
- Oh, I have. But I never tire of rewatching and sharing it.
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I fucking hate servers, man. I fucking hate dining out literally because of servers. I feel I have to do their fucking job, placate them, and teach them hospitality the entire time just so they won’t treat me like shit. And yet every time I’m compelled to leave them a 20% tip.

I would rather fetch my own food and glass of water than have to deal with them. For every rude customer these people have to deal with, there’s 10 others like in the pic who just paid to have them dump their daily traumas on them