What do I do in this situation? (I am white)
What do I do in this situation? (I am white)
19 comments
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resign
- You're playing the french
- You played 3 moves while playing as black when white played 2 moves. Your cat needs to call an arbiter for illegal play.
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White pawns could have moved forward by one space at a time instead of two spaces in one turn. Perfectly legal.
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That's the only way to be certain you won't be jumped end passant.
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Knock a few pieces over and go find a warm spot to have a nap
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Ah, the Bast Conclusion.
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Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow.
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laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.
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I believe, knocking all the figures off the board is the only legal move...
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Bite your opponent's ankle to win by default
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Always gotta make it about race don't you...
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Cat to F5
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I'm white too.
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Check your privilege.
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Horsey to block
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Puss out.
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Vomit right on the board.
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Thanks @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social for the photo
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Piss on board, play with chess piece then murder it brutally.
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C3, Be7, good chances your opponent will just fold to it here.
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