If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?
109 0 ReplyThey were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism
130 2 ReplyThey still have to deal with capitalism, but they're smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.
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Because they understand that'll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They're happy the way they are.
30 0 ReplyBlubber
4 0 ReplyThey have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time
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My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly53 0 Replymy brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV
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Of course it's wrinkly, they never leave the water.
42 0 Reply37 0 ReplyIf I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...
35 0 ReplyMy financial advisor is an octopus
34 0 ReplyMy cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕
18 0 Reply"Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?"
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They also have the extra lobe iirc
6 0 ReplyDem wrinkles
6 1 ReplyOrca's can do the tongue roll too huh?
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