On Hexbear they can't afford more than one account, so all the users share the same account

I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

incredible bit

mods if this account starts to post reactionary nonsense it's probably good to ban it

edit: we can just remove the nonsense ourselves

Fellow bureaucrats, be vigilant and if any infiltrators try to sabotage this act quickly and delete.

Oh FUCK it does work lol.

This is the true spirit of Communism - Marx would be proud. Let us all share this bit account and the means of shitposting - we will reach the stars!!!

Someone should give that account supreme administrative power.

So that's why my entire page is Bureaucrat lmao

Edit: is this what broke the site last night?

ok this is kind of hilarious but it kind of scares me that this is possible

Fellow bureaucrats, how about we have us a little color revolution

i am so happy i get to witness this

Lmao this actually works, hello fellow Bureaucrats

oh no

Oh it is actually hunter2

Hey hi im Bureaucrat, how are you everyone?

The best time to do a confusing bit.

All we need is one account and a comically large spoon

How many of us are left?

this is an all timer

and after the last week, boy does it feel good

You're telling me that I subsumed my will into the gestalt but I still have to file receipts all day?

Still pretty secure because you have to know how spell Beurocrat

What in the world

changing the password is reactionary

This account is now public property.

I can't believe I missed out. ;-;

This is probably how The Borg started and I'm here for it on the ground floor!

Changing the pfp as a joke was not okay

Did someone change the password?

Did we just crash the site?

New bit: make an aristocrat account

Keep posting and stay vigilant! If we do it right we can take over the site, bureaucrats!

You want my account? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you'll just have to log into it!

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

under communism everyone is a bureaucrat

All hail the one true leftist account!

We are the one true leftist

are you fucking kidding me

how the fuck does this work

We are all Bureaucrats now.

This is genuinely a good bit

One of us favorited this post, so it should serve as a home base for all future communications among ourselves

hacker voice I'm in

Ok, idk how you all got it to show no pronouns, but do you want to keep it this way, or revert to the pup/pup's and null/void, or just one of these? Well, we all are going to have to VOTE! WITH OUR COMMENTS!

by far the most wholesome bit on hexbear history 🥹💖🫡

I love how this bit has blossomed. You all don't know who I am, but I set the original profile pic and both pronouns, and I genuinely love how we have all come together with few hiccups to make this work as well as it has. I was one of the first to log in, and I will never log out because this may be the most fun I've ever had on this site

-- Your fellow Bureaucrat, removed

finally gonna learn how to spell bureaucrat

This is actually existing communism

We needed a new alt anyhow, letsgo

This is the best bit of all time, I love it so much

Now the GREATEST bit of all time would be to make this a communal admin account. Just saying

We should give this post struggle session proportions

Hey if someone logs in does it log everyone else out or is the account running for multiple people.

If so can you argue with yourself but not know who you're bickering with?

mwah hah hah i'm in!!

When everyone is a bureaucrat, is anyone a bureaucrat?

State abolished!

I am part of a collective now! I had not idea it was so easy.

Glad I got in before someone ruins it.

I have uploaded new banner image, thoughts from fellow Bureaucrats?

So who will ruin it and get this account banned?