Rule three things that aren't Jackie Chan
Rule three things that aren't Jackie Chan
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An image of Jackie Chan wearing a tuxedo with super imposed text on top and bottom: “quickly“ “name 3 things that aren’t Jackie Chan“
GROUCHO MARX, uh, THE 1973 PARIS PEACE ACCORDS, JACKIE CHA- FUCK!
Thank you so much, a classic
Nice
Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.
That was so funny.
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
FUCK
Jet Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow?
Asian people are not things, Shannon!
Jackie Coogan
Chan Marshall
Jackie Chan
F U C K !An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey
A super cop
A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.
Uhhh toothpaste. That's one.
THOSE RINGS SONIC DROPS ! THREE OF THEM
Bow tie, shirt, jacket.
Cheese grater
A Strom Thurmond filibuster
A weevil
Wacky Flan
Snacky Dan
Khaki TanIs this image of Jackie Chan in a tuxedo from the movie The Tuxedo, featuring Jackie Chan?
Remember when he blatantly supported China's destruction of the Hong Kong people's rights?
No. Remind me please. Not doubting you, I also find it very easy to believe
In 2009, Chan questioned the idea of a free press and said that Chinese control was a positive thing.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/heres-why-jackie-chan-is-really-unpopular-in-hong-kong/
Elefant, spaceships, tacos
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats
Electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors
Potatoes, my house cat and the star of the hit action movie Rumble in the Bronx.
Wait, shit.
Jet Li
Bruce Lee
PizzaJade chan Grandpa “One more thing”
Albania, muffins, the metric system.
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Kung Fu
Tofu
Ramen
Not sure what it says about me, but I went with Oprah, Obama and Osama
Jackie Ch-FUCK!
Ugh.... It's hard! A pot...
A spoon...
A TV... It's like Jackie Chan stole my mind!goblin
rat
jackie chan
FUCK
Phone, cardboard box, airplane
Cans, stans, fans; suck it.
The CCP! Oh, wait... Shit. I lose.