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It probably also helps to be a total dream boat dressed to the nines
12 0 Replyand if you swing the other way I'm sure it'd work on some dudes too
15 0 Replysome straight dudes even. "whoa, you killed that ceo? i don't swing that way but… you deserve a blowjob. you've earned it"
19 0 ReplyI swing both ways and I would totally "aid and abet" Mr. Copayback.
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"down catastrophic" is now my new favorite phrase
11 0 ReplyStep 1, be attractive.
Step 2, don't be unattractive.
Step 3 can be literally anything else including a brutal assassination.
15 27 ReplyStep 1: be a douchecanoe
Step 2: don't not be obnoxious
Step 3 can be deliberately missing the point in any way, including commenting on Lemmy.
8 4 ReplyAre you saying I missed a point?
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Speaking for the uglies: you are correct. That is how it works.
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