Lemmy feels so much more welcoming than R*ddit... And it's weird

Can someone post hate comments so I feel at more normal?
Go back to reddit you fucking moron
- Thank you kind stranger!
  
  No such thing as strangers, just cunts you haven't met yet
  (Cunt to be defined at a later date by emphasis)

Go onto Lemmygrad and try talking about your investment property.
- OP on the first of the month: Good morning, renters!
- Go on hexbear and literally say anything at all
  
  literally
  Only worthless capitalists read!
- Have fun getting to Lemmygrad. Your instance is one of the only ones that still federate with it
  
  mine does too

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
- Your mother's on xhamster and father's phone a Blackberry™
  
  Your mother's on the Instagram and your father is a Hexbear
- Are you saying his mom's a whore and his dad's a drunk?
  
  A cheap drunk at that.
- What a strange person.... is there anyone else we could talk too?? I am King, ya know!

Ooh look at me I'm a redditor "same poop knife story for 11 years" and how about some "and I also choose this guy's dead wife for 7 years." And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are "serving" you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?
- Something something broken arms.
  
  Colby, cumbox, swamps of degobah, doritos.
- I hate that the good ones were forgotten. Ask a pedo, geraffe, grilled cheese vs melt. The guy who cut off and ate his dick.
  
  Genuinely, what does this mean??
- Please, lemmy has been a thing for all but a second and we already have beans, stroganoff, hexbear...

Fuck you.

- dude, where were you in line
  
  It's been so nice since she implemented the "take a number" system. Those long lines can take forever.

Lmao try talking smack about communism and why cars are great then watch your notifications explode
- Since I switched to a instance that block Hexbear I can get a little political without too many issues, I am a far left anti capitalist tho, I just really dislike facists with a bit of red paint!

Comment on any political post if you desire hatred, those are astoundingly vitriolic here.
- The political communities are far more welcoming than Reddit as well.
  
  I suspect you just agree with the political zeitgeist here more. There's extremist propaganda all over Lemmy. I never saw users threaten to execute other people on Reddit, I've seen it twice on Lemmy from the psychopaths on hexbear.
  
  Well it's a mixed bag, let's just say we have less Neo Nazis here but if your instamce doesn't defederate properly you can get really weard and facist garbage from very rude people!

I don't believe you. Source???????
- Ever heard of a thing called Google?? Look it up yourself. It's not on me to prove it to you.
  
  Www.lmgtfy.com

Ooh! I thought of another one:
You think Unity deserves a second chance.

Except for the fact that I'm constantly reminded that I'm bad for not using Linux.
- I'd like to interject for a moment and remind you that you're bad for not calling it GNU/Linux.
  
  "Or GNU plus Linux, as I've taken to calling it" [self-satisfied smirk]
- I use Arch btw /s
- You’re using a FOSS application right now, helping it grow with your participation. As far as Linux goes, I think you’ve done your part if you’ve tried it or even just honestly considered it. Most don’t even go that far, and most really could use Linux without compromise for their 100% web browser computer use.
- You couldn't pay me enough to admit that around here yikes
  -Sent from my Windows10 PC
- Don't worry, once you do it goes on because you use the wrong kind of Linux or the wrong technology on it! ;)
- But but... you are? 🥺
  We remind you cuz we care 🤗
- You can install a fucking Gentoo on windows. Without WSL and any other virtualization.

Have a downvote you fucking assclown.
- Do you mean "no-talent assclown" or the regular kind?
  
  Why not both? 🤷

Everyone knows about your faults and loves you anyway.

You can say Reddit on the internet
- I thought Reddit is a slur now?
  
  That's redditarded

I'm a complex person as we all are, but a lot of what I see on these sorts of websites brings out my anger at society and the bad things it can bring.
So I show a lot of that anger in response, but not right here. I've only got one thing to say to you.
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
- He'll yeah, RATM
  
  Rarified Anal Theatric Machinations

You smell funny and your hair is stupid.

What lemmy have you been on? It's a toxic place with circlejerks everywhere
- But I'm cool and just like you non-actor people (except I'm really, really hot or whatever), also, I didn't fade away from Lemmy after my movie was out.
- linux (not linuxmemes)
  
  If you want more wholesome there's a girl on RPGMemes who posts comics about her PC being romanced by her party's NPC paladin companion. It's really adorable.

Fuck off dude.. just because you're lonely and want friends doesn't mean you get to march in here like you fucking wrote the internet yesterday, demanding attention like some kinda rainman nazi noob. If I had a buck for every joke like you that stepped up to this plate, just to strike out, I'd be swimming up to my neck in Benjamins.
Go back to reddit where mommy Pooh kept you safe from free thought. Here at Lemmy we pride ourselves in being not different at all, and we thoroughly enjoy the lack of moderation and the resultant increase in spam.
-- hope it helps --

Ahh, the best shitpost I have seen in a long time.

"feel at more normal" way to proofread, jackass.

Take your welcomed-feeling ass and fuck right off.

Unless you post a comment talking positively about any software that's not FOSS.
- "Yeah guys sometimes I just don't have hours of free time to set up and troubleshoot free software when paid alternatives are onl-ACK!"

Hey! Hey! Fuck you, buddy!

Yo momma's so dumb she stayed in reddit.

It's not more welcoming at all, and that's a stupid thing to say

Go fuck yourself. That work?
- Hey buddy!! Only if you do it for me!!!!!

Came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.
Stabs you
- (Y)(;,,;)(Y)

Say something nice about windows os and watch the Linux neck beard daddy's attack.
- Hey, come on now. Some of them are neck beard virgins.

OP, you replied to one of my comments saying "yes!". Next time think something useful to say before opening your mouth.
Nah this just feels wrong, sorry :(
- no!
  
  Fuckin gotem

Just post anything political or FOSS related, the community will do the rest! ;)

You are a fat loser and you have body odor.
- OP asked for hate comments, not facts.
- You're old, Gregg

If you're not using vim as your primary IDE, do you even matter?
- i am in fact. tho its technically not an ide
  
  Laughs in NvChad

Fo guck yourself, fothermucker!!!

I often see my inbox light up and my first instinct is a feeling of mild dread, wondering if I'm now in another confrontation I must choose to engage with or ignore. But I have yet to see a single negative reply on here.

There's plenty when you start disagreeing with the circlejerk. For example, just say anything positive about America. The xenophobia any% speedrunners will appear real quick.
- Gasp!!! How dare you!!

Fuck Reddit!

No :)

Oh I see, you want to control our actions? Centuries of systemic oppression wasn't enough for you?
Literal nazi scum!

I’m trying

hate comments so I feel at more normal?
Hope this helps!
- Yeah, this is how internet should feel like. This is how it was, until those corpo fucks ruined everything with their "enforced positivity".

Search for posts about censorship in internet and you will find people who will accuse you in pedophelia.

You have a SM fetish.

Both reddit and lemmy are filled with edge-lord racists and people who just throw childish insults at you
- I just block the ones who throw childish insults at me. It's reduced the number of childish insults greatly.
  
  Honestly this is a good way to do things. Curate your online experience. I got it from Tumblr, actually.
- Yes yes everyone is racist, you figured out the secret, now everyone will think you are cool.

Don't worry, say climate change is no big deal or that Biden has dementia and see what happens.