Nigel Farage distances himself from Elon Musk on Tommy Robinson
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has voiced support for jailed far-right activist Tommy Robinson.
Can he distance himself from the crust of the earth?
That might be a bit tricky - perhaps he could simply distance himself from both dry land and boats, by "Maxwelling" himself into the sea?
I think that's an acceptable solution.
Bob, bob, bob....ob.....
Well Elon is likely the most able to help there.
Cant help but wonder how hard it would be. To convonce his Space X employees to tell him moving to mars is possible now.
""" Yep the Starship is ready. All the stuff needed for a self sufficient home is on board. And as the first there you will be King. """
He aint gonna want tobgo alone. And convincing Farrage he would be PM if he started as the kings lacky.
"You just need to leave the ship firat. We are hiring an army for you. We will send that on next ship. Then colonisers after that"
"Oh just ignore that countdown over the airlock. Its just a non important technical detail. "
You know it’s bad when the worst far right figure in the UK says Musk is too much for him.
That’s the american equivalent of Kanye’s Nazism getting rebuffed by Alex Jones.
He'll be puckering up to Elon's leathery sphincter again as soon as he gets his wallet out.
What facial expressions is that? I'm not british
😬
He's trying to smile
Its what happens when you have a billionaire all the way up your arsehole.
Otherwise known as being a smug little shit.
Can old Nige distance himself from the mortal coil while he's at it, the lecherous racist freak?
Does he want that hundred million or doesn’t he?
Why distancing from brothers in mind?