I shook my son's hand once the day he was born and once on his wedding day. Frankly even that's a little too much
Picturing this as a Kelly cartoon with the little baby with a "man in training" t-shirt on going go go ga ga and the dad with a "responsible heterosexual dad" on his shirt shaking his hand.
Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug you.
-hank hill
Real alphas hate their kids.
yes, the only way to be a REAL man is to be a deadbeat alcoholic dad
Most things that are good are gay.
Loving your kids is good.
So yes it's probably gay to love your kids.
Oh, yeah. 100%.
i can confirm it is, yes
Is this supposed to link to something?
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Everything and everyone is gay. Like, all the time. Straight people unironically don’t really exist. No one can escape the gay, so they should stop trying.
If loving your kids is gay, I don't want to be straight
Death to America
