If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

Doxxed by H3?

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

I’ll never know. I blinked.

Meh…

beaten to death with a hoe

My flame will be extinguished.

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

I don't think its widely used anymore

Mine is pretty obvious.

I've seen Monty Python before.

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

probably something cult related I guess

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

Well...

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

🤨

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

It finally caught up to me

Snakebite

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

Happily.

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

Lots of beans

I am just going outside and may be some time...

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

An undercover Corgi mission.

lol idk

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

Tree

mildly, nothing extreme

I'm not sure I want to know...

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

Sounds unpleasant.

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

I guess I'm not growing old

Very quickly but likely quite painful

Whelp...

It wouldn't.

Very painfully

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.