I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.
And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.
112 4 ReplyIf it happened all at once, but crack supply didn't also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours
46 0 ReplyRealistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.
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I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different.
there would be signs
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Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal
15 0 ReplyCoffee doesn't get rid of my teeth tho
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Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don't have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain
11 0 ReplyVertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.
14 0 ReplyYeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.
7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.
Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.
8 1 ReplyFair point
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Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!
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7 0 ReplyIt would be like China during the Opium Wars
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He just doesn’t want to be the only one anymore
36 0 ReplyWell there's always me...
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See I wouldn't be addicted to crack if it weren't for those fairy godparents!
34 0 ReplyI heard this in Crocker's voice
5 1 ReplyFAIRIES! 0.o
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Wait was Reagan...Timmy before growing up?
22 0 ReplyNo, these were his later years as president. Or at least how he remembers them.
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19 0 ReplyFuck, its moving!
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CocaCola puts the coca back into its drinks
17 1 ReplyDoes nothing unless you know it's crack you need. Otherwise we'd just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.
15 0 ReplyAlmost everyone would have withdrawal syndrome, it would be fun
9 0 ReplyHonestly, other than all the recovering addicts getting screwed over a lot of people would learn real quick not to be so judgemental.
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It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.
10 0 ReplyBecause crack and sugar are interchangeable, and sugar addiction/comedowns are definitely as bad as with cocaine
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Doesn't this go against "Da Rules?"
10 0 ReplyIt goes into effect for 10 minutes before the fairy swat team rolls up. Or something like that, it's been a long time since I watched this
10 0 ReplyThey'll be too busy smoking crack to bother
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Cosmos would do it then Wanda would be like COSMO WTF
7 0 ReplyIts just so moreish
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