How was your week in the US?
How was your week in the US?
If you're up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here's mine
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Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.
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You're a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.
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That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.
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You had an eye exam and couldn't even read the first line because you're legally blind.
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You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there
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You and @OpenStars@discuss.online had the greatest romance of all time:
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You discovered that Nicole the Fediverse Chick isn't really a Polish girl from Toronto
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There's no AI behind chatgpt, it's just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you're busy.
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Your career as a crash test dummy was exciting, but brief
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You just realized that it wasn't really Microsoft technical support that you gave root access to on discuss.online
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You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you
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You are the tomato at the bottom of the produce drawer, greeting the new groceries
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Awful. All this extra societal stress is causing absurd levels of muscle soreness. Everything hurts. We are no longer a democracy and, being autistic, I am a target.
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Yeah, things are not looking great, but @SaltSong@startrek.website captures my attitude pretty well with this image:
Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that's my vibe 👆
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Keep in mind that everyone is a target. You will most likely slip through the cracks.
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You were this close 🤏 to a proof that P=NP before being jolted awake by aliens ensuring that humanity will never find it.
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You learned to dance a haka, but you have all the coordination of Elaine from Seinfeld.
Edit: sorry, this sounds a bit more dickish than I intended.
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No, it's entirely true. It doesn't matter though because it intimidates my enemies regardless
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Edit: I was gonna go with my favorite gif (below), but I didn't want people to think that I was like... crazy or something!? :-P
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You spent the week being a fabulous person and a productive member of society and you are not behind me right now as I type this
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That you kno- uh I mean yeah, right! 👍
(Edit: I had an image but the proxy kept breaking it, so removed. If it helps, it was to https://preview.redd.it/may-i-remind-you-its-going-to-be-2024-in-3-months-v0-a7eutt27egmb1.jpg?auto=webp&s=d66f0c58b94e02e6fbe67fb7ac316a025c7fb848)
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Not anywhere close to as good as it is for the girl in the gif.
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She just found out that it's legal to drink ketchup straight from the bottle
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You took ecstasy?
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(from earlier in 2024)
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Or did ecstasy take me? 🤔
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She all grown up now!?
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You received divine inspiration about Life, the Universe, and Everything, but it was in Welsh, which you don't speak.
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Close enough!
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You had a near death experience and got a swirly from Jock Jesus
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