Germany Noes Nazis

1 in 5 people voted for the current nazi party in Germany a couple of weeks ago so... meh
- What I wouldn't give for if only 1 in 5 voted for the nazi party in America.
- Better than 1 in 2
  
  1.04 in 2
  
  We had 84ish% participation US had 64%ish(?) Additionally we had 29% for conservatives, which would be the people in the US voting rep eventhough they would not admit to directly supporting Trump. The gap is smaller than it seems, though plurality in the political system (multiple parties, not winner takes it all) relaxes the situation quite a bit.
  
  Waaaay better.
- Yes, but those people know better than to tell their co-workers or friends (and even families) that they did, because they'd be treated like the fucking imbeciles they are. Compare that to the US where the MAGAs are the loudest, most outspoken fuckos of all who can't stop advertising their idotic evilness with hats, megaphones, and internet opinions. That's a world apart from what is happening in Germany - so far.
- Better than our 1 out of 3 here in the US.
  
  It was 1 out of 5 people who voted, so 1 out of 2 in the US. I’m sorry, but just that’s just the way things are. Voting turnout matters, but it’s not like the people that didn’t vote would’ve all voted democrat.
  
  If we had a two party system in Germany we'd be just as fucked as the US rn but people here aren't ready to hear it.
- The remaining parties are arresting Jews for antisemitism so its worse than that.
  
  ?
  
  They are arresting Jews for being against Jews?
  Do you mean arresting German Jewish religious folks for being against Israeli Jewish religious folks?
  I think the Jewish part cancels eachother out, so it's just German folks being against Israeli folks.

Who knew World War III might very well be Germany trying to save the world from Nazis.
- The redemption arc.
  
  Sort of like picolo in dragon ball. I mean it's the offspring making amends for their father's transgressions.
- It won't be. Our recent elections was like 50+% racist parties
- They would be worried about their own Nazis more if that were the case. I’ll take the help but lord they are not ok right now.
- As a German, I think we should just, for one last great hooray, use all our engineering and science skills into building nukes that will reach their target before the other side can even get their's off the ground. Then we should nuke the whole US and Russia, which will make the world uninhabitable. I know I know nobody will win, but that means people like Trump, Putin, Musk, Erdogan also won't.
  
  Just roll out the fallout

This is a traditional carnival wagon. this does not mean we have a spine.

Germany's AfD is the second biggest party.
- And the biggest party is the CDU which also hates brown people, women and queers.
  
  It is the Nazi continuation party.
- Yes, and a parade float will totally change things.
  They'll just keep waiting for their trains that are somehow always late despite German reputation for efficiency.

The German government is one of the most suppressive in the western world in regards to protests against a literal genocide happening right now in Gaza. A genocide legally labeled as such by institutions erected as a result of Germany's genocide. Branding wise, Germany is extremely progressive, but in principle and practice, it is extremely sad to see how little Germany has come along.
- That applies to all G7.
- Western Germany never really purged Nazis. The CDU was always the Nazi continuation party, starting in 1945.

Yea, I can vibe with the Germans...just wish I could read their memes LMFAO
- You FEEL the memes, not read them.
- I'm actually learning German so the memes are now a test of my German knowledge

It’s not the spit roast I was hoping for but I guess it’ll have to do.
- I guarantee it's much more satisfying; even for you.
  
  The best part of eating the rich is the belly crackling
- Username checks out

Would be better with an effigy of elon stood in front of him - with his pants down.
- Don't forget Putin bringing up the rear!
  A proper pig spitroast

Except Israel, of course

The line "Grease the guillotine with the tyrants fat" from Heckerlied seems REALLY fitting here.

They just back them in the middle east.

Kinda loses its sting given how many years Germans have been making floats of Trump like this, though. Good sentiment, but I wish it amounted to something.
Not to say it's a waste of time or they shouldn't do this, but I'm just tired, boss.
- Here's the thing, tRUMP and his cronies want you to be tired of it. They want you to say 'meh, this does nothing'. They want you to accept it and move on wearily. Once enough people are worn down by it all then it will become normal and accepted.
  That is how the convicted criminal and rapist 'wins'.
  
  You're not wrong but I'd also look at it from the perspective of "We've been making statements like this for years now and the situation has only gotten worse, so what else should we be doing?" Status quo isn't really just the result of people giving up, it's about things remaining the same (or worse) even after trying, so what else should be tried?
- It's nice to see you're not alone in your thoughts, that the world is crazy not you.
  But yeah that's about it :(
- Good sentiment, but I wish it amounted to something.
  They're halfway around the world from the US, outside of IBCM, what else are they supposed to do? It's up to the Americans to do something.

It's a parade float, which could be considered a form of play, so...
- Does it? Speak on that more

The memory of the smell of broiling pork rinds came to me immediately!

Funny how Isreal and Germany switched roles.
- no
  Israel didn't exist yet during WW2, it was just a British colony. Now it's an independent state, and still perpetuates colonialism against arabs. No role switched at any point.
  Germany is the second biggest supporter of Israel right after the US. They didn't switch with Israel, they are firmly on the same side.
  
  Roles as in genocide
  
  I think the person you replied to meant in terms of persecution. Germany went after the Jews now they're against that ideology. We see the current Jewish area that is Israel persecuting others. Role reversal, you would think they would treat others better after everything but that's not the case!

Cmon, man....Noes?

They do need a very large pine tree trunk. Stick it up the pre-lubed asshole. Then just push until it rips a hole between the legs. Lol. Terrible. I need to go do something. As I understand this week he laid waste to the department of edumakation. Anything else? Nuked the moon? Sunk the Mexican fishing fleet? Killed all orcas? Ran over his own puppy's leg, chopped it off, then ran over the other three? I'd believe anything now.

And I got downvoted to oblivion for saying Germans know how to deal with Nazis, lol

I don't understand the image. MAGA is cooking Trump? What?
- The image is what it is: Trump being spitroasted like a fat greasy pig.
  It could be a play on “eat the rich” or a form of tortuous death wished upon him or even an overtly offensive depiction of him. Or even something else.
  It’s art, one way or another, and art is for the consumer to wonder about and, hopefully, at.
  
  But the fire has "MAGA" written on it. That must be part of the message, does it not?

Germany is a nazi
- Confuzed-ius, is that you?
- You is a dumb

There's no way this is real
- There is more than one way this is real.
- There's some parade in Germany that uses these kinds of floats but I dunno what it's called
  
  Karneval.
  
  In case you'd like to see more:
  Tagesschau – Düsseldorfer Rosenmontag 2025: Jacques Tillys Mottowagen
  
  thats a interesting twist on the Dolchstoßlegende - but this time it's not a cowardly lie to kill jews, but a commentary on actually happening politics. And all that because the Ukraine didn't want to fabricate dirt against Hunter Biden for Orange Mussolini
- It is real. You may also want to image search “Lewes bonfire float” to see something similar that happens across the water in England every year.
- I'm honestly confused why this wouldn't be real, this is just standard carnival stuff
  
  Cunningham's law xp