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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1w ago

Why didn't I think of that?

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London bridge used to be a big version of this
- Before it fell down?
  
  Before it burned
- You guys should try visiting Florence, Italy.
- The bridge town is pretty cool, until the Tenosians show up and throw the nobles off of it.
  _{[Reference ](https://blog.playstation.com/2023/05/01/gate-crash-a-festival-in-the-chivalry-2-raiding-party-update/)}
  
  As if nobles can't be thrown off of their castles and spires on land too. At least maybe that way they can try and dive, try that in Scotland on a huge...tract of land!
  Reference lol
- It was very common to build on bridges in European cities. Seeing the river was rare. There are a few subsisting examples, but most houses are gone.

Same reason Howl's castle moves.
- And those cities in that one movie

You wouldn't think it from that gloomy picture but Ambleside is a really nice town. Top visit!
- I assumed that was just how the UK looked most of the time.
  
  There is the occasional day or two a year where the sun has been observed...
- Can confirm, incredibly lovely place to exist in and go hiking. And when I was there recently, every day except the first one was incredibly bright and sunny; I almost felt robbed of the essential british experience.

So... Did it work? Asking for a friend
- There were loads of bridge houses in the UK.

Not that this is one, but the medieval bridges with houses either side of the street would probably look super cool these days :3
- They would look super cool? They do look super cool!
  
  True :3.. I just wasn't aware of any that weren't demolished x3

you could probably pull this off with a boat nowadays.
- No property tax on a boat but property tax on my '94 Corolla? What kinda damn bullshit..
  
  i cant even sleep on my old bike, and i still have property tax to pay for it.
  
  Not quite. Boats need to be registered with the environmental agency, there's mooring fees, and licenses from the canals and rivers trust (the is the UK after all), and probably some more I haven't found yet.
  https://www.locksandroses.com/costs-of-owning-a-narrowboat.html
  https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/river-thames-boat-registration-charges
- https://cruisingthecut.co.uk/2024/01/23/council-tax-for-canal-boats/
  No council tax, but instead pay roughly the same amount each year to the Canal & River Trust or other water authorities.

I actually like seeing people live versions of my dream, cuz at least somebody is lol.
- This ^
  Honestly. Jelousy is one thing, seeking to destroy someone out of it is another. It'e better to become friends, and see if you can learn something from them. Or perhaps network for luck.

Someone explain to me how this tax loophole works...I need to know.
- Pro tip: build your house in an alternate dimension, and no one will make you pay taxes; although the commute is somewhat inconvenient.
  
  A Douglas Adams tier comment. Congratulations.
- Looks like no land tax because the house is not on land. The river undoubtedly is town/city property, so taxation of the land wouldn't work.
  
  Ah, so this is why all land in the US extends to a body of water center.
- Guess the river is the boarder between different tax systems so on the bridge you avoid both. Hard to implement in the modern day I guess

This is why very old houses in Louisiana had no closets - your property tax was assessed on the basis of how many closets you had. Also, they liked spelling "armoire".
- In many places it was based on the number of windows, or on the width of the street facing façade... leading to odd styles of construction. It's been a game of cat and mouse for quite some time.

I'll give my shiniest nickel to whoever can tell me if and when a land tax started being enforced.
- Give your nickel to Wikipedia.
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_tax
  Tl;dr: 6000 BCE in ancient Iraq. It predates money, so they'd pay in whatever they used the land for.

Beautiful

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