A man turned up to my house claiming these are my children. He want's child support... what do I do?

Weird guy showing up to your house with bastard children?

You have rights!

Call the digiorno & doritos law frim today!

Use our special tv code "Elon Musk" for 20% off a child support hearing!

this man is clearly able to support those children

better give it to him just to be safe

You get come everywhere, you knock up a hapless guy, you should take responsibility. The chicks deserve better. Be the parent that steps up.

I would argue with the guy that you're not a barn owl, so those can't be your children. Unless you like, adopted some or something.

Take them in, teach them to do crime, profit. He can have his paltry "child support" it doesn't matter, you'll be making bank.

Adopt

Typical golden shower digger just going around begging for piss without doing any work!