Scientists Discover That North America Is “Dripping” Down Into Earth’s Mantle

Folks, let me tell you, the North American continent - tremendous continent, by the way, maybe even the best - has got a problem. A big problem! Cratonic thinning. I just heard of it. Huge. The cratons, not quite like croutons but close enough, these big, beautiful, stable chunks of rock, the foundation of our great continental salad - they’re getting thin. Thin like the policies of the last administration, folks. Believe me. We’re talking about Diet Coke thin, okay? And nobody’s talking about it! But I’m talking about it. Because I know plates and I know stability. And we’re going to stabilize it like never before. The radical earth scientists say, “Oh, it’s natural, it’s slow. It will happen over millions of years.” Wrong! We can’t let Mother Nature push us around.

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