I'm Tessellation Kilmister, and you're listening to NPR.

I'm Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.

Plaid Cobain

I’m Paisley Prine, up next, do podcast belong on the radio? This is NPR.

I'm Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.

So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.
- Also, my friend Houndstooth Bowie

I'm Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.
Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.

(Endless) Knot Cornell.
Hmm.

I'm Camouflage Meatloaf... And... You're listening to AM radio I think.

I'm Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
- Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.

Herringbone Cash, at your service.

I'm CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals

There's a fun game called "NPR host or Star Wars character?"
See how many you can get right!
Razia Iqbal
Cikatro Vizago
Kai Ryssdal
Ofeibea Quist-Arcton
Douali Xaykaothao
Jek Porkins (lol)
Edit: Answers: only the second one and the last one are from Star Wars. The rest are NPR
- I don't know about the rest, but Jek Porkins died for the rebellion during the battle of Yavin, everyone who's seen at least the original film should know this.
- Im not a major fan but none of those sound like Star Wars characters to me so imma guess: all NPR?
  
  See, I was guessing all star wars

Do people just know names of patterns and have a favorite?
- Yea a lot of people do.
- I'm Camouflage Meatloaf and this is NPR.
  
  Paisley. I finally can stop calling it "that paramecium design".
  
  Flashback to when you used to be able to make stuff like this your desktop background, just changing the pattern, color, and if it would fill/tile/stretch etc.
  
  oh, its vermicular michaelis. right.
- Here you go buddy, see if there are any you like
  https://www.thespruce.com/guide-to-common-fabric-patterns-and-types-3862921
  
  Hm... It says common fabric patterns, so it probably doesn't have that one 90's paper cup pattern. I want to know if that one has a name.
- Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t have a favorite bacteria.
  
  Don't bacilli, everyone has a favourite bacteria.

Global, local. I'm Paisley Cornell, and this is NPR.
- I'm sorry.
- I’m going with “Jimi Paisley”!

what's the pattern where you say "I'll never do to my kids what my parents did to me" then you do, and they do it their kids? and it just runs in your family for decades

Hello, I'm Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David 'The Rails Alchemist' Heinemeier Hansson!
- What do you mean "we were not talking about software programming patterns"?
- Factory Marx kind of slaps
- You made me look it up. Uematsu isn't dead
- Singleton is your favorite pattern? We can't be friends anymore
  
  That's fine, they can only have one instance of a friend at a time anyway.

“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”

Fractal Knopfler
- Don't you scare me like that
  
  Ah shit, it said deceased, sorry 😔 !

Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.

Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.

Joining me now is Flecktarn Winehouse.
- Sounds like a Baldur's Gate 2 NPC

"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"

“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”

Good evening, welcome to NPR, I'm your host Tartan Cobain
- And I'm Chevron Maccoll

Mandelbrot Cobain.
Or flip the pattern/singer to singer/pattern:
Chester Plaid

Paisley Cornell

i'm Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you're listening to NPR.

Houndstooth Redding.

Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up... just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.

I'm Fractal Morrison, and you're listening to NPR
- Now here's Concentric Lamb with the weather.

Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!

I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?
- Solid Mercury.
  Which is pretty cold...
  0K... I'll stop.
- Hi, it's you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.

Youre listening to morning edition with Grunge Presley.

Blackwatch Clark
- Paisley Lightfoot
  
  Houndstooth Hendrix
  
  That's legit the name of a Hobbit.

Houndstooth Strummer with the anti establishment update: the establishment is winning

I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!

Houndstooth Peart?
- Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.

I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me

Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.

This is Marketplace with Dave Smith Aperiodic Monotile Schuldiner.

This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..

Herringbone Barrett
Or
Plaid Kantner

Penrose Dio

I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on
Nightcore Primate Rave

I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel

Ogee Sinatra.
Damn, that's a decent name.

Hey there and welcome, I'm Paisley O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

I can be Solid Wagner I guess lol

Fractal Hutchison!

Hello, you're listening to NPR and I'm Droste Effect Mozart. Up next is NPR.

I'm Honeycomb O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

Bullish Abandoned Baby DMX

Good evening, I'm Geometric Croce, here with Ogee Cass for this evening's segment.

Nightcore Primate Rave