Star Wars types of guys

Motherfuckers name is "SHEEV"

Along with One Whitewoman and Only Blackman.

Whenever my partner wants to make fun of me for liking stupid Star Wars stuff, I hear "Sah-vahj Oh-press" lol
- one of the glup shitto Jedi he whacks in the Clone Wars to establish him as a big bad guy is unnamed but officially credited as Master Imagunnadie lmao
  
  I thought Ima-gun Di got got on Ryloth. Either way, the Clones Wars team was cooking with that stupid name lol

I believe in the theory that some brazillian dude worked in Episode 2 and tried his best to troll George Lucas.
Count Doku sounds in Brazil: Count from the ass(this one the team responsible for the dubbing changed to Conde Dokan in Brazil) Master Sifo-Dyas sounds EXACTLY like: Master get fucked(Mestre se fodia).
And the names works, Doku is a huge asshole and Sifo-Dyas only reason to be in the history is to get fucked.
- Darth Papi Culo (spanish I know my portguese is non-existent)
  
  Darth P'hap Eecyul'o

Just a bunch of gleep-glops fizzing around, listening to Jizz

Glup Shitto

One, I suspect totally unintentional, thing I kinda like about the Star Wars world building, is it seems like most alien species are a bit "whatever" about all the political shit the humans are getting into.
Clearly there are exceptions, you seem some aliens with the rebellion, a few aliens get close to humans and get involved in their affairs (Chewbacca), but it seems like a lot of them just have an attitude of "not really our business". Which is kind of how I expect things would be if we ever ended up in a universe with a lot of diverse sapient species, some would get involved with our affairs but most would just be like "hey I'll trade you some Wagpog for your Dingloo and I don't really give a shit about anything beyond that".
- yeah but the thing is that shouldn't be the case because the empire is explicitly human supremacist and uses aliens as slaves and shit so like, aliens should probably care about that
  
  Yeah I suspect the aliens who do support the rebellion are probably those being impacted by Imperial policy. That or they have their own autonomous resistances.
- A lot of it is less “they don’t give a fuck” and more “non-humans are often enslaved or pushed into the criminal world by a human supremacist empire (and republic frankly)”
- The CIS was primarily alien by design of palps.
  
  By design of palps but also due to legitimate complaints about a relatively human-supremacist republic
- One, I suspect totally unintentional, thing I kinda like about the Star Wars world building, is it seems like most alien species are a bit "whatever" about all the political shit the humans are getting into.
  Never get into the old expanded universe
  
  That's cuz the EU is pretty hit or miss quality wise. For every KOTOR there's like ten really bad comics about the robot that patched Luke up at the end of Empire was also friends with Yoda and ran a coffee shop with him.
- There's also probably a heap of aliens who are like "okay I breath Methane and everyday I interact with humans I have to wear this stupid suit, can I just deal with my shit right now thanks?"
  
  This guy is probably exhausted with that shit working for Saw

https://letsallgotothelobby.tumblr.com/post/7553932779/commander-nefarious-captain-im-a-bad-guy-and
- Everyone (rightly) gives JK shit for her names, but George Lucas was just like "I will give the evil guy who's secretly the protagonists father the name 'Dark Dad-guy!'"
  
  There's a very clear distinction here between jowling kowling rowling doing it out of ignorance and spite and George Lucas' doing it out of ignorance and admiration
- Admiral Bone-To-Pick

Stabba Badguyman
If you told me this was in a Hideo Kojima game, I'd believe you.

Meanwhile I'm reeling from the knowledge that there's more than one planet called Ploo
- Completely unrelated with Plo Koon
- Ploo II
  Ploo Two
  Pluto
  They made Pluto a planet again, sneaky

Updated with more guys:
https://i-draws-dinosaurs.tumblr.com/post/782676118931128320/happy-may-the-4th-to-this-somehow-my-most-popular
- moralo eval
  This is turning the dial to 11, then past eleven breaking the knob off, then back to eleven. This fucks so hard.
- Wade Ressellian is so true for human pilot side character
  see Dak Ralter

i will always like Stabba badguy, he was from one of my favorite clone wars arcs

Frank Herbert enters the chat
- I maintain the only fucked up name in that series is Duncan Idaho and it's because he's some normal ass dude. Paul and Jessica and Leto are all names with, by the time of Dune, ancient heritage going back to Earth. Makes total sense that far future aristocrats are using the names of their mythical ancestors. But Duncan? He's just some dude. Why is he bearing the name of Idaho, a region of the lost Earth? He's not noble and has no mythical heritage going back to the dawn of time.
  
  He's just some dude. Why is he bearing the name of Idaho, a region of the lost Earth? He's not noble and has no mythical heritage going back to the dawn of time.
  Language is funny though it's entirely possible Idaho potatoes got transported to another planet. People started calling them Idaho's and then Idaho became a peasant/farmer surname divorced from context etc
- Moneoooo... Moneoooo I need to talk to you about how homosexuality erodes military strength.
  
  Leto really does 0% governing and spends his days and nights fucking with Moneo for the love of the game, it's his one admirable quality.
  And the fact that Moneo just has to sit there and take it because he's seen the future without Leto and has to let himself be bullied as part of the Golden Path