It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog
Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat
The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.
A Chinese Crested ?
Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.
I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.
My dog would do it. She's evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.
She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.
We love her, but she's very definitely evil.
Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.
Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.
She is sooo screwed!
All dogs are boys and all cats are girls
I saw a video of 3 goodest boys maul a guy to death one time.
Was it you?
!witchymemes@lemmy.world will probably like it :)
I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it's just jokes about actual fantasy witches.
This is excellent
Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.
Just finished reading that book again (3rd time). So great.
Which version though?
Get that dog from The Thing.
It's not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.
Or just a pitbull. Not exactly evil, but not exactly good either.
Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That's the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.
Should have tried a pit bull.
Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children
