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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

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1w ago

Mammal

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Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
- There it is!
Coconuts don't give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
- So coconuts are cows.
  
  Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:
Hmmm, very mammilian...
Incorrect. It's a hairy milk carton.
- Eww hairy milk
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Migrates...
- It's missing from the official list, though 🤔
  
  The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
I am convinced
Not milk. Actually better. I don't drink titty juice.
- I don't know if you're trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk "titty juice" makes it sound better. I don't like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
- Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.
I don't need a machete to milk a cow
- This is news to me.
  Oh well
- i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
  
  The re-milk value is much lower that way
- .... I'll have to apologize to a lot of cows
  
  I'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....
- Oh?
- Speak for yourself.
live birth?
- Not necessarily (platypus).
  Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
  
  What also floats in water?
- Warm... blood?
  
  breathes in oxygen
  breathes out carbon dioxide
  ?
  
  https://explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
  Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
- presence of boobs
  
  check out that pair of coconuts
- Chews food?
- I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
  
  Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
- Don't platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren't the only animals to give live birth.
  
  Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
  
  He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray. He's got more than just mad skill, he's got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say "GRGRGRGRGRGRGR"

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