If you don't want to be allowed on the stage again: "The pope song" from Tim Minchin is a bit over 2 minutes and has an over 30 fucks/minute score. And it only has a 2 second instrumental break.
Sorry, I just always hated how short that song is compared to how great it actually sounds. It’s nonstop vocals for the most part, too. Might be something different for you to try.
Do one of the eminem skits, like the Ken Kaniff skit where it's just sounds of someone sucking dick. It's like a minute long, and nobody will ever invite you back out for Karaoke again. Problem solved.
I remember seeing this song for the first time on a reddit thread like "You have to sing a complete song from memory, which song would you pick?". That guy pulled a galaxy brain move.
Convoy by C.W. McCall is my go-to "fine if I have to karaoke" song. Fairly short, no long instrumental breaks, it's fun, and absolutely no one sees it coming.
I would never have thought of that, but it would be awesome!
I'd like to be able to pull off "Classified" by C.W. McCall. Two and a half minutes of slightly melodic, high speed storytelling. I think Convoy would be more well known and far easier.
Not the easiest song to sing, but it's very short and no instrumental break, unless you count the "NAAH nah-nah-nah naaa NAAAH. NAAH nah-nah-nah NAAH naaah..." part.
Of the top of my head go with "Norwgian Wood" by the Beatles. Barely above 2 minutes with a single instrumental break of 15 seconds (which because of the shortness is actaully 12% of the song)
Sorry, I just always hated how short that song is compared to how great it actually sounds. It’s nonstop vocals for the most part, too. Might be something different for you to try.