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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them] @hexbear.net 10 mo. ago

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All my favorites dishes

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Me and the boys waiting for the dinner bell

Great grandma's famous turkey. You can taste the freedom!

Can't wait for FOOTBALL. We play with that same ball after. Winner gets to lick off the guac

Watching tv with the bros. Later we wrestle on this straw

Yum yum
- What is the eldritch horror you have shown to me?
  
  The divorced dude levels are off the charts.
- This new Star Citizen concierge-tier promotional banquet scheduled before a new exclusive ship sale is looking great! As the new slogan goes, they Held The Line(tm).
Not the spray bottle of gravy 😭😭
- Oh my God I didn't see that and now I can't unsee. If this had more pixels the spray bottle of gravy could be a fantastic American emote
  
  Here is a closeup, my favorite is the ranch. We use Windex bottles, you don't even have to rinse them. Helps preserve it. We made that gravy in 2005.
Please tell me this is AI generated.

Whole can of cranberry dressing with grilled pineapple slice and a cocktail olive on top
- I can tell you first hand, that's the best way to prepare a can o cranberry
are you from 1973?
- Good food never goes out of fashion. This is the year of our lord 2023
What the hell is this
- This is good ol American food. None of that commie crap (bud light) here.
I'm not American and this somehow doesn't look that different to how I'd imagine a Thanksgiving dinner being 😅
Good God, this isn’t an AI generated image, is it?
- No sir, this is my family dinner. Best meal all year.
Ah yes, the classic Male Cook Thanksgiving

https://imgur.com/a/0tnPs

There's the rest of the album if you want some different shots. CW for meat and general crimes against flavor
- Who is posting my photos to the internet? I'll be calling the police.
to all the people asking if this is real or "AI" it's neither

this is the work of photographer Chris Maggio, you can see more of his work here
- the project was a collaboration or commission between Chris Maggio and a website called Food Republic.
  
  https://www.foodrepublic.com/2013/11/21/its-a-male-chef-x-food-republic-thanksgiving/
  
  original archive from 2013
  https://web.archive.org/web/20131203174705/http://www.foodrepublic.com/2013/11/21/its-male-chef-x-food-republic-thanksgiving
- We hired him to document our special day. Stand up guy. Loved the turkey.
we're going to need to shut down the Yankee Male™ until we can figure out what the hell is going on
Nobody mentioning the watermarked cake?
Love a turkey with the color and consistency of a century egg
I now crave the sweet oblivion of death
this is not real isnt it ? it must be AI !

, it must be
The longer I look, the worse it gets

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