Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car
Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car
Shannon Stapleton/ReutersIs it a crime to poop in a Pringles can and then hurl that can into the parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center? Maybe not, but it’s certainly an act worthy of punishment, according to the Ohio Supreme Court, which suspended the poop-slinging attorney at the heart of t...
BUT WHOSE POOP WAS IT?
It was his.
The Ohio Supreme Court suspended an attorney who defecated into a Pringles potato chip can and then tossed it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.
Well, poop analysis showed there were wolf hair and pieces of credit card in it. So, still inconclusive.
How do you poop while driving? How do you poop into a Pringles can without missing the can?
There are two types of people in this situation. Those who avoid the speed bumps, and those who target them.
Fiber, and fiber.
Big Police Squad energy there.
"Who are you? How did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
New skill unlocked.
Pringles come out, poop goes in. You can't explain that.
Fucking Pooringles. How do they work?!
Blakeslee tried to explain away his behavior, saying he hadn’t targeted Haven of Hope. Rather, he claimed, he was indulging a frequent habit of his, having done the deed at least 10 other times that year.
That somehow sounds even worse to me.
So many questions I don’t want to know the answers to.
This is appropriately posted into au.sports section on yahoo.
The olympics gonna be wild next time.
autistic sports?
The article says he has been practicing law since 1976, if he finished law school at age 25 he is 72 years old.
I don't know what to do with this fact. There is a +72 year old man doing this.
Ah the 70-teens
That's some next level Pringles guerilla marketing.
I know they say all press is good press, but I don't know if Pringles wants their brand to be associated with a cardboard tube full of shit...
Always has been.
As bad as feces is at least it is biodegradable. Even insects and bacteria won't put Pringles into their body.
Pringles: Now they just taste like shit!
He DEFICATED in a pringles can! and he gets to be a lawyer? what a sick joke!
Not just one. The article says he did it at least 10 times previously in that year because throwing pringle poop is a habit he likes to indulge in.
He said this to a judge, to make the point that this was not a directed attack against the people who owned the property, as a legal defense. He just likes to throw pringles cans full of shit into parking lots. this was never about “them”, he just likes to throw poop canisters. What’s the big fucking deal, your honor? i’m just indulging in what makes me happy.
He threw it out the sunroof!
Came here hoping for some chicanery.
I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
Saul Goodman.
and he gets to be a lawyer?
No, title is quite clear that the Piero Manzoni wanna be got suspended.
It's a reference from Better Call Saul.
And here I thought this was America, land of the Free…
You mean America, the land of the heavily propagandized
The ole Chicago Pringle Can, good one Jimmy!
Slippin' (in shit from a Pringles can) Jimmy.
He SHIT into a PRINGLES CAN!
What is the world coming to where a man can't poop in a can and toss it out their car window in an act of defiance. Damn Bidens America!!!
Did he manage to poop in the can, or was it a two step process? As in he pooped somewhere else and then shoveled the poop into the can?
Police were suspicious when they noticed the can smelled better than actual Pringles.
Forget the trowing part, I can not stop thinking about this man shitting into a pringles can (I hope that is how he loaded it).
Whenever I feel bad about myself, an article like this pops up to remind me that despite all my flaws, I’m not the guy throwing faeces in public like some random monkey. Thanks for that.
I’m not the guy throwing faeces>
But you could be.
Yeah, but I hear the bar exam is a bitch.
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Sounds cathartic.
I bet I can guess this man's politics.
Once you've crapped, don't keep it trapped!
Once you've gone, windows must yawn!
Once you poop, you just can't stoop(any lower).
Once you've spout, chuck it out!
Kinda brilliant. Sometimes it's hard for me to not pee while I poop so it seems risky.
He inserted his hose into a Gatorade bottle.